NoobJock

A special brand of Noob or Newbie. Someone who has been playing a game for over a year, yet still has all the qualities of a Noob.

Some NoobJock named BlowMe, just TeamKilled me on Halo because I had the fucking Sniper Rifle.

by Sam November 2, 2004

nobjockey

alternative speeling of knobjockey. A derogatory term for a homosexual male. Also used to describe unliked heterosexual males.

Is he (possible gay male) a (k)nobjockey.
You are such a fucking nobjockey!

by Tim August 2, 2003

nobjockey

a way of describing someone as being homosexual by the way they cycle/ride an animal. By likening it to that of some one riding a cock. The use of "gidde up!" follows

Borris Johnsen when he rides his bike looks like a nobjockey

by Yoshi Meiosis February 9, 2004

nobjock

abv. of the term 'nob jockey'

derogatory term used to infer that the subject 'rides' a penis in a similar fashion to how a jockey rides a horse. normally directed at males rather than females to suggest homosexuality

person 1 - argh man
person 2 - whats up?
person 1 - nothing, just mike is being a complete nobjock again

by theofficalpye May 12, 2009

nobjockey

Rides nobs like a jockey

James Entwisle.

by Dominic Adatia January 13, 2004

Nobjockey

A nob goblin with a expert skill. It can saddle and ride fat nerdlingers sometimes it can ride them bare back. Nobjockeys are strange creatures and often like to dress thier victim(usually Stephen Duprex)in B.D.S.M gear and ride them through clubs such as the blue oyster.Nob jockeys are widely sought after but many are employed by dictators and rise through the ranks quite easily eg Dean Rolsten. Once in a position of power they often like to become a cliche eg Adam McRenolds but one distingushing feature of a powerful nobJockey is complete and utter arrogance and a incredible disproportioned body eg Ross Mcdonald

Yeeeeee Hah look at that Nobjockey go

by dupreys MaMa May 6, 2004

nobjock

stupid gay asshole licking wanker.

i know that this will be branded as offensive but realy it isnt, it comes from the gay community, trust me i am in it.

hey dont spose u r a nobjock

by russell newman April 27, 2004