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nobjockey
alternative speeling of knobjockey. A derogatory term for a homosexual male. Also used to describe unliked heterosexual males.
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nobjockey
a way of describing someone as being homosexual by the way they cycle/ride an animal. By likening it to that of some one riding a cock. The use of "gidde up!" follows
nobjockey by Yoshi Meiosis February 9, 2004
nobjock
abv. of the term 'nob jockey'
derogatory term used to infer that the subject 'rides' a penis in a similar fashion to how a jockey rides a horse. normally directed at males rather than females to suggest homosexuality
derogatory term used to infer that the subject 'rides' a penis in a similar fashion to how a jockey rides a horse. normally directed at males rather than females to suggest homosexuality
person 1 - argh man
person 2 - whats up?
person 1 - nothing, just mike is being a complete nobjock again
person 2 - whats up?
person 1 - nothing, just mike is being a complete nobjock again
nobjock by theofficalpye May 12, 2009
Nobjockey
A nob goblin with a expert skill. It can saddle and ride fat nerdlingers sometimes it can ride them bare back. Nobjockeys are strange creatures and often like to dress thier victim(usually Stephen Duprex)in B.D.S.M gear and ride them through clubs such as the blue oyster.Nob jockeys are widely sought after but many are employed by dictators and rise through the ranks quite easily eg Dean Rolsten. Once in a position of power they often like to become a cliche eg Adam McRenolds but one distingushing feature of a powerful nobJockey is complete and utter arrogance and a incredible disproportioned body eg Ross Mcdonald
Nobjockey by dupreys MaMa May 6, 2004
nobjock
stupid gay asshole licking wanker.
i know that this will be branded as offensive but realy it isnt, it comes from the gay community, trust me i am in it.
i know that this will be branded as offensive but realy it isnt, it comes from the gay community, trust me i am in it.
nobjock by russell newman April 27, 2004
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