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now and laters

Plural noun: Assorted pharmaceutical, over the counter, or homemade (illegal) pills taken for recreation; referred to as "Now and Laters" because of their resemblance to candy and often used in bulk as if they were candy.
I'm on them now 'n' laters
I'm on them now 'n' laters
Look, I pop 2 now and then I pop 2 later.
-Beelow feat. Lil Josh - Now 'n' Laters

When she gets high,
her favorite food is dick and now and laters
-Three 6 Mafia - Sippin' on some Syzurrp
now and laters by MC Onigiri November 29, 2007
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now and later gators 

Gator skin shoes generally worn pimps; they are brightly colored like 'Now and Later' candy.
Snoop: Yeah bitch I got my Now and Later Gators on, I'm about to show you how this pimp hand is way strong.
now and later gators by Scr0oge February 13, 2012

now and later 

when a guy has hot, wet sex with his girlfriend, then, without washing his penis, goes home to his wife and makes her give him a blowjob.
Dude, my wife and I are on the "outs", so I met up with Jenny, and did her real good, then straight home to my wife for a now and later
now and later by Jason373 April 12, 2009

Now and Later 

Hard and Fruity, the actual slogan for the Now and Later candy.
Man that guy is just like a Now and Later, hard and fruity.

Get your hand out of my pants, you Now and Later.
Now and Later by TheCubanCannon March 9, 2008

Now and Later 

The act of farting while sitting on a fluffy couch. Enjoy the smell now, and again later when someone else sits down and fluffs the odor out of the cushion.
Girl sits down on the couch next to her boyfriend and immediately smells ass. She asks him if he just farted or if she sat in a Now and Later.
Now and Later by Wife of Flatulitis February 25, 2011

now and later cars 

cars with candy paint jobs (fruity colors)
now and later cars- o.j. da juiceman
now and later cars by thebest92 December 21, 2009

Now and Later 

a sexual act where one person puts hot sauce on the asshole of their partner before anal cunniligus. Therefore making the anal burning sensation a "now" feeling for the partner and a "later" feeling for the other.
my asshole is on fire!!! I gave my old lady a Now and Later with ghost pepper sauce.
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