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i'm not racist, but . . . 

Something an idiot says just before making a comment that proves the idiot is, in fact, a racist.
I'm not racist, but goddam these niggers!

Notracistjusthatesfrenchpeople 

prejudiced against or antagonistic toward a French person or people on the basis of their membership in a particular France or the ethnicity of France, typically one that is a French person or citizen of France.
“Sure I do some notracistjusthatesfrenchpeopleism activities but I’m not racist I just hate French people.”

“I don’t know man seams kinda racist to me.”

Neoracist 

A right wing term coined by the pre-trump GOP to label black people. or anti-racists as racist, in the hopes of masking their growing racism problem. As they learned from the Trump era that they could win elections with overt racism, the term was largely abandoned.
Person: We need to invest in public schools so that people of color have similar education opportunities as the privileged .

Right Wing Troll: You mentioned color, you're a racist. But not an old school racist like my Daddy, you're Neoracist!

Person: A racist is a racist and I think you know that. Your term is not going to catch on. If you want to get address the race problem , try being anti-racist.
Neoracist by Virtuous Signaller January 20, 2022

I'm not racist, but...

A phrase used to proceed a bigoted tirade. Similar to Dennis Miller's stock comedic phrase "Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here..." which he invariably follows by a ranting monologue.

The problem is, when Dennis Miller does it, he understands that he is prone to ranting and appreciates the irony, which is why it's funny. Your average racist is never quite honest enough with himself to figure this out.

The literal translation from racist is, "I am, in fact, likely to be the most bigoted person you've met in years... the following observations will definitely prove this."
I'm not racist, but... you do know the Jews use the blood of Christian babies to make Matzoh.

I'm not racist, but... I think the Klan does a lot of good work.

I'm not racist, but... Hitler had a lot of good ideas.

I'm not racist, but . . . 

Every time I hear someone say the phrase "I'm not racist, but..." it's followed by something extremely racist and/or bigoted. Why do people say this? To cover their ass and make it look like they're not the budding neo-nazis that they really are? They say it as if they're so enlightened and open-minded that it's impossible for them to say anything offensive to anyone. It's almost as if they think it doesn't matter how racist they really are, they're off the hook if they prefix every prejudiced and ignorant remark with "I'm not racist." What's with racism anyway? I'm sick and tired of hearing people bitch about not having enough jobs, welfare, wax paper, dog food, whatever. It's nobody's fault but your own.

If you don't have a job and you can't get laid and you smell like cheese, it's your own damn fault, not the fault of some race X that's coming into the US and stealing all of our jobs. I love it how bigots use the "stealing our jobs" card when they're mulling over ways in which they can rationalize the insane bullshit they're spewing. They say "our" as if they're talking on behalf of anyone other than their lazy dead-beat ass that can't get a job. Notice how you never hear successful people bitch about race X that's "stealing our jobs?" That's because successful people couldn't care less; they already drive a Lexus, live in a mansion and pay the tuition of their lazy fatass kids to go to college. They don't need your dumbass preaching to the world about how bad you've had it. If you don't like the situation you're in, GET OFF OF YOUR DEAD ASS AND WORK.

Bottom line is, if you're a moron and you're going to say something bigoted, then just say it. Spare the "I'm not racist" rhetoric, everyone can see right through your bullshit.
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Neoracist 

A person hatemongering based on skin color differences.
A militant black racist is a neoracist.
Neoracist by Spoiller March 20, 2008
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