nosoff

A cranky bitch, who tends to blow up peoples spots because nothing interesting happens in their life. Needs midol to relax themselves.

the other night i pulled a nosoff and someone slapped me in my little bitch face.

by samalicious December 29, 2007

Nasoff sip

Nasoff Sip is when you beg someone for a sip of their drink and once you get it, you end up drinking almost the entire drink

A: Dude let me have a sip of that Mountain Dew please. Just a little.

B: Fine. No Nasoff Sipping

A: -Chugs bottle-

B: Damnit I told You Not to Nasoff Sip. You Duesh Bag!

by clubkidxYz July 7, 2008

Nooff

When referring to electronic devices that won't turn off because the developers unwisely choose to not include an off switch.

That nooff Furby gives me a headache and wakes me up in the middle of the night.

by Link4all January 1, 2009

#NoOffendo

A term said immediately after a sensitive or playfully hurtful joke in which the sender tries to convey that the joke was in good humour and not a serious insult.

You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard, #NoOffendo

by Docter DH September 8, 2018

noroff lag

The immensely, horrible and totally sickening lag you often experience while using the internet at Noroff.

"OMFG!!! NOROFF LAG!!11"
"Hahaha lol så jævlig bra.. noroff lag for faen!"
"ÆHHÆHÆ NOROFF LAG! JEG SAVNER MODEM!"

by gfdsaifhwfw April 19, 2004

Noboff

When the penis becomes flaccid. This is much like the term nobon, but obviously with the suffix "on" removed and a new suffix of "off" replacing it.
For some males a "noboff" can be a repeating problem. An example of a "noboff" becoming a problem would be trying to engage in sexual intercourse. This is normally when some men choose to turn to viagra.

Lenny: "Where's the viagra bitch. I've got a noboff"
Lisa: "Leave me alone you pervert."

by Dr.Funk October 18, 2008

nowofficial

the energetic energy that is happening .

Today is NOWOFFICIAL

by nowofficial May 6, 2020