Used when referring to ones lack of seriousness and commitment in a relationship. No strings attached. Not putting a ring on it. Probably having sex with someone else as well.
Guy: So you and Jane have been hanging out a lot recently. Whats with that? Do I hear wedding bells?
Dude: Awwww nah man, Im keeping it real nofficial. Its like I care, but not really. Plus I got that little side piece Annie around the corner Im still workin with!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.