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dirty nosebag
A sexual act in which the man ejaculates into his own cupped hand and feeds it to the girl, who is on all fours like a horse.
Man A: "I totally gave that girl the dirty nosebag last night."
Man B: "That's disgusting. I don't want to be your friend."
Man B: "That's disgusting. I don't want to be your friend."
dirty nosebag by Axaril July 1, 2014
Related Words
nosebug • nose buggery • nosebag • nosebud • nosebutt • Nosebig • nosebump • Alabama nosebuster • dirty nosebag • dutch nosebag
Nosebag
Another word for cocaine
dutch nosebag
A sexual act where one gives oral pleasure to a female whilst burying their nose up her arse hole, rendering the lower half of the face concealed as though by a horses nose bag. Best performed in the 69 position.
dutch nosebag by Ross Chalker July 24, 2012
nosebag
A quick and dirty snack (e.g. the kind of burger you get from a kebab van that you suspect is rat meat), especially when drunk or stoned.
nosebag by Freddy Ngabwe April 10, 2007
Nosebag
Small polythene recepticle containing approximately 0.8 grams of novocaine, talcum powder and self-raising flour.
Commonly hawked in the pubs and bars of Blackpool by craven miscreants with the guile and finesse of a hippo and the morals of a psychopath.
Cocaine, Charlie, Chaz, Tram, Nose, Bolivian Marching Powder
Commonly hawked in the pubs and bars of Blackpool by craven miscreants with the guile and finesse of a hippo and the morals of a psychopath.
Cocaine, Charlie, Chaz, Tram, Nose, Bolivian Marching Powder
Jim: Fucking hell I was pissed last night. I paid £40 for a Nosebag off of Dodgy Dave!!
Jonny: You tight cunt I asked you for a line and you said you had fuck all!!!
Jim: You didn't miss much mate, it was a bag of wank!!
Jonny: You tight cunt I asked you for a line and you said you had fuck all!!!
Jim: You didn't miss much mate, it was a bag of wank!!
Nosebag by Badgerous Gra January 30, 2008
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