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nosebug

trick in trackmania where car go zoooop when faced down
wow, what a nosebug!
by Lzaps December 28, 2023
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dirty nosebag

A sexual act in which the man ejaculates into his own cupped hand and feeds it to the girl, who is on all fours like a horse.
Man A: "I totally gave that girl the dirty nosebag last night."
Man B: "That's disgusting. I don't want to be your friend."
by Axaril July 1, 2014
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nosebag

Jesus, I'm starvin'! When we gonna get some bloody nosebag?
by Gezza T April 9, 2003
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Nosebag

(when sifting for drugs) "Got any nosebag?"
meaning "Have you got any cocaine you would like to vend me"
by Sayid October 30, 2006
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dutch nosebag

A sexual act where one gives oral pleasure to a female whilst burying their nose up her arse hole, rendering the lower half of the face concealed as though by a horses nose bag. Best performed in the 69 position.
The wife and I did 69 last night, I got totally stuck in, was a right dutch nosebag.
by Ross Chalker July 24, 2012
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nosebag

A quick and dirty snack (e.g. the kind of burger you get from a kebab van that you suspect is rat meat), especially when drunk or stoned.
Come on guys, I'm starving. Let's get a cheeky nosebag, eh?
by Freddy Ngabwe April 10, 2007
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Nosebag

Small polythene recepticle containing approximately 0.8 grams of novocaine, talcum powder and self-raising flour.
Commonly hawked in the pubs and bars of Blackpool by craven miscreants with the guile and finesse of a hippo and the morals of a psychopath.

Cocaine, Charlie, Chaz, Tram, Nose, Bolivian Marching Powder
Jim: Fucking hell I was pissed last night. I paid £40 for a Nosebag off of Dodgy Dave!!

Jonny: You tight cunt I asked you for a line and you said you had fuck all!!!

Jim: You didn't miss much mate, it was a bag of wank!!
by Badgerous Gra January 30, 2008
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