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Normons

The normons are like the mormons .....but normal. Normal being boring..... conforming with, adhering to, or constituting a norm, standard, or type. If this is you then you are a normon I am sorry you had to find out this way. You are evil just like The Mormons.

The normons believe an acient prophet complied a sacred history of normal and suitable behaviours, which was translated and published by the leader of the normons, the evil Doctor Phil ! Thats right I am exposing him! They must be stopped! They believe that you must be normal and uninteresting to lead a good life, they are an evil group who go around and force this belief onto other people trying to "save" them.
My cat got run over today, it is all the Normons fault! Stupid Normons!
by Team Amazing Version B May 18, 2006
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Gi-fucking-normous

adj. Almost un-fathomable in scope and size. Normally reserved for an object or objects that are large enough so as to be described as planetary in size. Larger than gi-normous by a factor of ten.
I hadn't seen her in 15 years. Her face looks good, but her ass is just gi-fucking-normous!
by tagz June 3, 2007
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dixie normous

a name used to put on a sign in sheet so when someone calls it out, they say dixie normous like a name, but they are actually saying dicks enormous!
Dixie normous? Is dixie normous here?
by Popo Wallo February 20, 2008
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Nasty Nortons

"Dude, I think I got the Nasty Nortons from that chick I met in Portland..."
by GiantEnemyCrab June 2, 2009
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Normanstan

Normanstan or it's proper name Normanton, is large suburb outside Derby City Centre. Normanton was originally a respectable middle class area of Derby. Since the 1960's the area has been subject to large amounts of ethnic minorities from India, Pakistan and other Asian Countries. Hence the name Normanstan. The area has since become a ghetto and a no go area for white people after dark.
Well I need my passport to go shopping in Normanton? Normanstan
by kent brockman March 20, 2013
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Gi-normous

Something so large that a standard English word cannot accurately communicate the size and scope, therefore the speaker must resort to the use of a combination of several words to describe the object. Used mostly to describe ideas and inanimate objects.
Tony Robbins head and ego is gi-normous.
by Azure February 10, 2005
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normansheadgear

A person whoโ€™s personality type is like all of a protagonists because they are the main character and is an amazing bestie that is funny and cool and fun and awesome and good looking and Justin Bieber and says good morning and good night and yeah
Are you a normansheadgear?!?!?!?!!๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

N-no!!! But normansheadgear is right over there!!!!!!!

*normansheadgear on a throne*
by dogdookie400 July 8, 2021
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