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nokia 3310 

the indestructable phone
Kid: Dad, can I get a new phone

Dad: Yes, once your old one is broken

Kid: But I have a Nokia 3310, I can't break it

Dad: Too bad, trololol
nokia 3310 by SomeGuyWithNoLife August 6, 2016

Nokia 3310 

An indestructible device, used as a nuclear weapon. It can survive up to 3 decades on 1% battery also it has its own nuclear reactor. One of the only lethal weapons that don't require a licence. It has a flashlight which you can use to torture people. It can outlive you. You cannot destroy it, it has its own gravity force, you can use it as a pickaxe, axe, shovel, sword and anything else. The vibration feature can be used to cause earthquakes. Also, you can play snake on it.
The Nokia 3310 cannot be used in a sentence. It's just too great.
Nokia 3310 by Chr1s_56 November 3, 2017

Nokiasaurus 

The ancient brick-style nokia phones with typical green background lighting and 12 thumb-sized buttons; 0-9, call and reject. They are in danger of becoming extinct, some say there are only 200 left in their natural habitat; in the pockets of the technophobic older generation. Competition from other species which are actually able to send text messages and load Snake is what is beginning to wipe the phones out completely.

Some older Nokiasaurs have aerials but they are mostly just there for decoration since they do not seem to help the clarity of calls.
Steve? Hello... Steve? .... Steve - you're breaking up. .... Steve? .... You're using that Nokiasaurus of yours again, aren't you?
Nokiasaurus by s.parrow June 22, 2011
" Watch out! He has a Nokia! "
Nokia by Soccerhead88 December 14, 2013

Nolia clap

The sound of gunshots in the old Magnolia projects of New Orleans, heard from a distance and thus sounding like a loud clap. Track by Juvenile, Wacko, and Skip that has nothing to do with a bitch ass cheeks smackin'...
Y'all hear that Nolia clap? Some shit must be goin' down in the jects, lil wodie pry jus got his wig split.
Nolia clap by HB VL September 18, 2013