Noia 

Slang for the word "paranoia", which often occurs when smoking too much pot.

"I smoked to joint and I've got some sick noia"

Noia by disiple009 December 15, 2014

Noia 

Noia is the name of beautiful a person who has a lot of love to give. She is hilarious and blunt, but always speaks with love. It's impossible for her to leave the house without someone noticing her or complimenting her. She's extremely ambitious and works hard for everything she earns. She has a bright soul and is an amazing friend. She is strong willed and deserving of everything the world has to offer.

I'm trying to be like Noia, she's and amazing influence on me.

Noia by MsTakenTX November 23, 2021

Noia 

The ugliest guy ever known to mankind
He's the true meaning of ugly!
He will eat your brain if you look him in the eyes.
Beware and pray for jebus!

Only Noia can be that ugly! No examples of such ugliness are kown

Noia by Lindão May 1, 2012

Noia 

It mean that that your gay, whenever someone says this word it means you like the same gender in a sexual way

Hi, noia, please let me fuck you😍😍

Noia by Pckiiiiu May 6, 2020

Peri_Noia 

That sketched out, paranoid feeling you get from long term use of the Periscope application.

It's onset usually occurs once you become part of a social circle on Periscope and feel comfortable enough to make contact with broadcasters and commenters outside the application via direct messaging (DM) on Twitter, phone, video chat, text messaging etc, where you openly share your thoughts, opinions and personal life with your new found 'friends'.

Once you open up, you will always question whether or not your DMs will be shared, if your calls were recorded and how and when the context of it all will someday be used against you, because it will be.

Those suffering from Peri_Noia cannot just delete the app and move on. They must know what others are saying about them and keep coming back for more. Many sufferers use troll accounts to visit broadcasters rooms they've been blocked from or watch via pscp tv. This only deepens the peri_noia.

I wish I would have known she was a psycho doxer before I told her anything , now the peri_noia is real.

Stay away from Periscope drama or suffer from Peri_Noia.

Peri_noia is setting in now that he's threatening to show DMs.

Peri_Noia by anonymous May 17, 2018

the Noia 

The feeling of being paranoid after blazing or smoking weed.

" Because of """the Noia"",mike locked himself in his room with a sawed of shotgun after we smoked our bong."

the Noia by skatem3r1ca October 22, 2008

Mom-noia 

(mahm.noyuh)
adj.
Maximum level of paranoia pertaining to the safety and well-being of one's child or children...

I could'nt enjoy my shower because my "Mom-noia" made me keep hearing the baby crying!

Mom-noia by GaiaNaturi117 June 23, 2016