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Nokiasaurus 

The ancient brick-style nokia phones with typical green background lighting and 12 thumb-sized buttons; 0-9, call and reject. They are in danger of becoming extinct, some say there are only 200 left in their natural habitat; in the pockets of the technophobic older generation. Competition from other species which are actually able to send text messages and load Snake is what is beginning to wipe the phones out completely.

Some older Nokiasaurs have aerials but they are mostly just there for decoration since they do not seem to help the clarity of calls.
Steve? Hello... Steve? .... Steve - you're breaking up. .... Steve? .... You're using that Nokiasaurus of yours again, aren't you?
Nokiasaurus by s.parrow June 22, 2011
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Noobasaurus 

Someone who is so far behind in experience that they are a pre-historic n00b; Fossilized and discovered commonly known today as a n00b0sourus.
Noob Nerd: "Hey guys! what does "1337" mean?!?!

Ub3r Nerd: "OMG, STFU noobosaurus!"
Noobasaurus by Nick & Kyle May 13, 2005

Noobasaurus 

Adj. meaning that a person is a total noob at what he, she or other does. This usually is used when you forget how to do a simple task, like getting into a car in a video game. It comes from Tobygames when he is describing himself when he plays video games.
OMG i'm a total noobasaurus at this game... please don't burn my house down.
Noobasaurus by theroyfer June 22, 2011

noobasaurus rex 

A greater noob. One who sucks so much they get pwned by noobs. That one friend that every one has that sucks at all the games they play. Such a big noob he got pwned with all the dinosaurs.
OH i pwned you! you Noobasaurus rex
noobasaurus rex by zachary pease November 9, 2006

nomasaurus 

the nomasaurus. the most scary most carnivorous dino on the planet. he would easily eat ya' or do its trade mark "nomming the face off"
bill: OMG! its a nomasaurus rex!
will: jesus! run. he'll nom our faces off.
nomasaurus: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!
nomasaurus by liamht June 27, 2009

noobasaurus rex 

1. dangerously bad at something
shawn, the noobasaurus rex, got 23 kills... on his own team
noobasaurus rex by tehwhiteboi April 26, 2011

Noobasaurus. 

In reference to someone who is a noob; Someone who is stupid, or lacking in skill in some, or all, areas.

The origin of this word is strictly from my mind; I just randomly said it, and viola!
"Shut the fuck up, noobasaurus."

"Hahaha! Take that, fuckin' noobasaurus." Etc.
Noobasaurus. by Valako/Ryan. April 22, 2006