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Definitions by SomeGuyWithNoLife

dat chalk 

Didn't you hear, Jeff got busted for smelling like dat chalk and got busted for drug possession.
dat chalk by SomeGuyWithNoLife December 6, 2016

Micheal Bay 

Some guy who makes movies based on nostalgic cartoons/shows, puts some explosions in it, extends the run time, and calls it a movie
Person 1: Hey look a new Transformer movie

Person 2: I wonder how many explosions Micheal Bay will use this time
Micheal Bay by SomeGuyWithNoLife October 6, 2016
an overused vine that has since become obscure
Person 1: Hey I got you a package

Person 2: Of what?

Person 1: A big ol' package of DEEZ NUTS, HA GOT 'EM!!!!!

Person 2: -_-
Deez Nuts by SomeGuyWithNoLife October 6, 2016

nokia 3310 

the indestructable phone
Kid: Dad, can I get a new phone

Dad: Yes, once your old one is broken

Kid: But I have a Nokia 3310, I can't break it

Dad: Too bad, trololol
nokia 3310 by SomeGuyWithNoLife August 6, 2016

nutrisystem 

Another fake diet program kinda like weight watchers that's supposed to help you use weight, but really doesn't and practically scams you out of your money
Person 1: Oh Boy, Nutrisystem, I can wait to loose 50 pounds!!!

Person 2: You mean that fake program, don't bother wasting your time. My friend tried that and it only made him Gain more weight than loose weight