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the indestructable phone
Kid: Dad, can I get a new phone

Dad: Yes, once your old one is broken

Kid: But I have a Nokia 3310, I can't break it

Dad: Too bad, trololol
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by SomeGuyWithNoLife August 06, 2016

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Some guy who makes movies based on nostalgic cartoons/shows, puts some explosions in it, extends the run time, and calls it a movie
Person 1: Hey look a new Transformer movie

Person 2: I wonder how many explosions Micheal Bay will use this time
by SomeGuyWithNoLife October 06, 2016

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Another fake diet program kinda like weight watchers that's supposed to help you use weight, but really doesn't and practically scams you out of your money
Person 1: Oh Boy, Nutrisystem, I can wait to loose 50 pounds!!!

Person 2: You mean that fake program, don't bother wasting your time. My friend tried that and it only made him Gain more weight than loose weight
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by SomeGuyWithNoLife August 04, 2016

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Another word for cocaine
Didn't you hear, Jeff got busted for smelling like dat chalk and got busted for drug possession.
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an overused vine that has since become obscure
Person 1: Hey I got you a package

Person 2: Of what?

Person 1: A big ol' package of DEEZ NUTS, HA GOT 'EM!!!!!

Person 2: -_-
by SomeGuyWithNoLife October 06, 2016

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