the indestructable phone
Kid: Dad, can I get a new phone
Dad: Yes, once your old one is broken
Kid: But I have a Nokia 3310, I can't break it
Dad: Too bad, trololol
Some guy who makes movies based on nostalgic cartoons/shows, puts some explosions in it, extends the run time, and calls it a movie
Person 1: Hey look a new Transformer movie
Person 2: I wonder how many explosions Micheal Bay will use this time
Another fake diet program kinda like weight watchers
that's supposed to help you use weight, but really doesn't and practically scams you out of your money
Person 1: Oh Boy, Nutrisystem, I can wait to loose 50 pounds!!!
Person 2: You mean that fake program, don't bother wasting your time. My friend tried that and it only made him Gain more weight than loose weight
Another word for cocaine
Didn't you hear, Jeff got busted for smelling like dat chalk and got busted for drug possession.
an overused vine that has since become obscure
Person 1: Hey I got you a package
Person 2: Of what?
Person 1: A big ol' package of DEEZ NUTS, HA GOT 'EM!!!!!
Person 2: -_-