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Butt noodle 

"I ate a carne asada burrito and had to make a massive butt noodle. It was nice and al dente"
Butt noodle by Skadistic February 16, 2010

Noodle Buttcheek 

The divine art of making noodles and then yeeting them down the buttcheeks, and absolutely blasting that ass apart.
"And as she lay there bare not worse for wear, he assaulted her cheeks with his noodle beaks and that gave her a scare." - WTA23 aka Noodle Buttcheek Connoisseur
Noodle Buttcheek by Kiendra January 16, 2021

Butter Noodle 

A flaccid, floppy, dangling male penis.
I smacked her in the head with my butter noodle.
Butter Noodle by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

Buttered noodle 

"Oh man, you don't have tattoos? You're a buttered noodle."
Buttered noodle by anonymous September 12, 2025

butter noodled 

when you cum on a blanket and it looks like the shape of a noodle
i couldn't find a towel so i butter noodled
butter noodled by butter noodled January 20, 2017

buttered noodles 

the best fawking thing you'll ever eat, and it's easy to make
kyle: yo daddy you want some buttered noodles

daddy: fawk yeah I do