noobstacles 

minor obstacles encountered by people of no experience, that would normally be overcome by those of more experience.

my fortune cookie said today, 'noobstacles will stand in the way of your success this month'. Darn.

noobstacles by izabelau October 26, 2008

Boobstacles 

When a womens boobs are too big and get in the way of completing a task.

A women reached for her stapler, but her boobstacles knocked over her water bottle which spilled all over her desk.

Boobstacles by Brian Sorry April 30, 2008

Nobstacle 

A person who is/or acts like a nob and persistently gets in one's way

Nobstacle: He knew I was late for a million things, but continued flapping his gums because he's obviously the only one that 'life' happened to.

Nobstacle by the-city-winkle March 18, 2016

Nobstacle 

A person is a idiot who keeps getting in your way like a obstacle

get out of my way you nobstacle

Nobstacle by mrhappybond2 October 3, 2012

Nobstacle 

Any driver who -
-parks on pavements or in cycle lanes
-blocks dropped kerbs
-tried to block filtering cyclists or motorcyclists
-fails to react and move for emergency services

I had to swerve around a total nobstacle while cycling home today.

Nobstacle by Don’t be a nobstacle! January 19, 2019

nobstacle 

Something to prevent someone getting laid.

I'd like to bone Jenny, but her mum's a major nobstacle.

Take every nobstacle life throws at you in your stride.

nobstacle by Alex Christian Harris December 9, 2007

Nobstacle course

A location that is heavily (and unexpectedly) populated by men.

"Are you going to The York pub tonight to try it out with the ladies?"
"No way, that place has turned into a nobstacle course!"

Nobstacle course by mvp123 March 11, 2010