Nobstacle

A person who is/or acts like a nob and persistently gets in one's way

Nobstacle: He knew I was late for a million things, but continued flapping his gums because he's obviously the only one that 'life' happened to.

by the-city-winkle March 18, 2016

Nobstacle

A person is a idiot who keeps getting in your way like a obstacle

get out of my way you nobstacle

by mrhappybond2 October 03, 2012

Nobstacle

Any driver who -
-parks on pavements or in cycle lanes
-blocks dropped kerbs
-tried to block filtering cyclists or motorcyclists
-fails to react and move for emergency services

I had to swerve around a total nobstacle while cycling home today.

by Don’t be a nobstacle! January 19, 2019

nobstacle

Something to prevent someone getting laid.

I'd like to bone Jenny, but her mum's a major nobstacle.

Take every nobstacle life throws at you in your stride.

by Alex Christian Harris December 09, 2007

Nobstacle course

A location that is heavily (and unexpectedly) populated by men.

"Are you going to The York pub tonight to try it out with the ladies?"
"No way, that place has turned into a nobstacle course!"

by mvp123 March 11, 2010