nonsentence

A nonsentence is a sentence which makes no sense. Usually occurring during online chat, when one party is not paying attention to the other. A nonsentence rejects context and clarity and has no place in the conversation.

You: "You sure do love bagels, don't you?"
Them: "You know I have!"
You: "That was a nonsentence."
Them: "You're right. I'm sorry."
You: "Pancakes!"

by aManNamedEllen September 2, 2009

Nonsequence

Non-se-quence – noun

1. the effect, result, or outcome of something occurring earlier, as a direct result of nonsense.

"Who took it upon themselves to feed Cowie that fifth pill? We're never going to get any sleep now"

"Aye, there's a nonsequence if ever I saw one"

by Tamo October 15, 2006

Nonsequence

A non-consequence, a threat of punishment that is lackluster or painless.

"Mom said if we don't clean out room then we aren't allowed to peel the potatoes. Kinda a nonsequence if you ask me."

"I'll start using generic shampoo if you don't help with the dishes." "Kinda a nonsequence if you ask me...."

by topebean July 14, 2020

Nonsequence

A punishment so pathetic that it does nothing to make up for the original crime or action. Often seen in the criminal justice system when powerful or famous individuals have been acquitted for actions which would see a normal person put away.

Person 1: Did you see Celebrity X was only given community service for fraud and tax evasion?
Person 2: Yeah. It was a complete nonsequence.

by The wit hits the fan April 6, 2021

NONSENSETENCE

A sentence that makes no sense.

After an exhausting day of tension from a ticked twenty year old and dealing with dark demanding dudes,rescuing crazy women on top of his already full calendar of people to see Bury said in a nonsensetence "uh-huh ,see you at the whole time" when what he really meant to say was "you had it the whole time"

by C. Thrucans March 4, 2023