Nonsequence 

Non-se-quence – noun

1. the effect, result, or outcome of something occurring earlier, as a direct result of nonsense.

"Who took it upon themselves to feed Cowie that fifth pill? We're never going to get any sleep now"

"Aye, there's a nonsequence if ever I saw one"

Nonsequence by Tamo October 15, 2006

Nonsequence 

A non-consequence, a threat of punishment that is lackluster or painless.

"Mom said if we don't clean out room then we aren't allowed to peel the potatoes. Kinda a nonsequence if you ask me."

"I'll start using generic shampoo if you don't help with the dishes." "Kinda a nonsequence if you ask me...."

Nonsequence by topebean July 14, 2020

Nonsequence 

A punishment so pathetic that it does nothing to make up for the original crime or action. Often seen in the criminal justice system when powerful or famous individuals have been acquitted for actions which would see a normal person put away.

Person 1: Did you see Celebrity X was only given community service for fraud and tax evasion?
Person 2: Yeah. It was a complete nonsequence.

Nonsequence by The wit hits the fan April 6, 2021

konsequences 

(noun - I think)

An abstract and nebulous concept for men that actually may be only a theory or conjecture in which someone does one thing and then something else may or may not occur because of that first thing, but may not - but who cares cause we’re dudes and this sentence went on way too long with out the words “ass” or “boobies.”

Dan suffered konsequences when Michelle came out of the bathroom and saw him dancing with another girl at the bar and stormed outside.

konsequences by gtbarry October 3, 2008

Cosmic Consequences 

The real world punishment for energetically inappropriate actions.

When good decisions are made and correct actions are taken things get better. When incorrect decisions are made and bad actions are taken this get worse, that is Cosmic Consequences.

Cosmic Consequences by IronMikey March 8, 2023

Consequences will never be the same 

An attempt by Ankle-Sock Moustache man to say that the consequences of trolling his daughter, Jessi Slaughter, would be great, but instead that the "Consequences will never be the same".

Mostly used to tell someone to stop doing something while taking the piss out of said 11 year old's ankle-sock wearing father.

Ankle-Sock Moustache Man: And you've been reported to the Cyber-Police, and if you come near my daughter, guess what. Consequences will never be the same.

Andrew: Dude, I blocked your toilet again.
John: Stop doing that or consequences will never be the same!
Both: lol

Consequences will never be the same by Professor Vix July 26, 2010

un-forseen consequences 

a chapter in the hit game half-life, and also a quote from the gman

Gman:"Prepare for un-forseen consequences"

un-forseen consequences by papzorz November 24, 2007