noncilitis

When you get a bad throat after sucking off too many young boys

Sorry boss, Simon can't come into work today.

He's got a bad case of noncilitis.

by Kantankerouskaren July 28, 2020

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noncitis

A terminal illness where a person displays the characteristics of a nonce. Early symptoms include following children and loitering near schools. Treatments for the disease include a life sentence and, in texas, the death sentence (can also be treated with panadol).

Dude, I think Leon has contracted noncitis, stay away from him! He got it from my dad.

by Noncitis November 8, 2021

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Poncilitis

AKA Noncilitis

An oral infection which occurs when someone's larynx has been mercilessly reemed by a pneumatic bell thrust.

Very common amongst first term boarding pupils.

'As the predatorial house master prowled the dormitories at lights out, a quivering and defeseless Horacio wept in the darkness, staring down the barrel of his housemaster's pulsating wang. He resigned himself to yet another contraction of poncilitis/noncilitis'.

by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021

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NOCSILITIS

No Outward Common Sense Or Logic In This Inflamed Situation.

First coined by Vietnam Veterans for when an occasional bout of loco would kick in. It's describes the state one is in when munted, having a psychotic episode or are simply in a state that they cannot cognesively comprehend what is going on around them generally caused through additional stress on an underlying psychological problem.

Person 1: "What happened last night? We tried to talk to you and calm you down, but you weren't hearing us."
Person 2: "My anxiety levels were up. Must have had a bout of Nocsilitis."

Also: "There goes Jill again with another drunken case of Nocsilitis. 3 drinks and she's cluelessly trying to start arguments."

by Contempt October 19, 2009

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