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noncitis 

A terminal illness where a person displays the characteristics of a nonce. Early symptoms include following children and loitering near schools. Treatments for the disease include a life sentence and, in texas, the death sentence (can also be treated with panadol).
Dude, I think Leon has contracted noncitis, stay away from him! He got it from my dad.
noncitis by Noncitis November 8, 2021
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Poncilitis 

AKA Noncilitis

An oral infection which occurs when someone's larynx has been mercilessly reemed by a pneumatic bell thrust.

Very common amongst first term boarding pupils.
'As the predatorial house master prowled the dormitories at lights out, a quivering and defeseless Horacio wept in the darkness, staring down the barrel of his housemaster's pulsating wang. He resigned himself to yet another contraction of poncilitis/noncilitis'.
Poncilitis by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021

NOCSILITIS 

No Outward Common Sense Or Logic In This Inflamed Situation.

First coined by Vietnam Veterans for when an occasional bout of loco would kick in. It's describes the state one is in when munted, having a psychotic episode or are simply in a state that they cannot cognesively comprehend what is going on around them generally caused through additional stress on an underlying psychological problem.
Person 1: "What happened last night? We tried to talk to you and calm you down, but you weren't hearing us."
Person 2: "My anxiety levels were up. Must have had a bout of Nocsilitis."

Also: "There goes Jill again with another drunken case of Nocsilitis. 3 drinks and she's cluelessly trying to start arguments."
NOCSILITIS by Contempt October 19, 2009

Noncilious

Some epic guy called josh
Some epic guy called Noncilious Josh
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026
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