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Stalkbang

When you're obsessed by someone in a freaky way but still manage to persuade them into shagging you - usually through sympathy.
Can't believe Simon actually managed to stalkbang her.... Legend.
by Kantankerouskaren July 28, 2020
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noncilitis

When you get a bad throat after sucking off too many young boys
Sorry boss, Simon can't come into work today.

He's got a bad case of noncilitis.
by Kantankerouskaren July 28, 2020
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