Definitions by Kantankerouskaren

noncilitis

When you get a bad throat after sucking off too many young boys

Sorry boss, Simon can't come into work today.

He's got a bad case of noncilitis.

When you're obsessed by someone in a freaky way but still manage to persuade them into shagging you - usually through sympathy.

Can't believe Simon actually managed to stalkbang her.... Legend.