nonads

Part of the Gonads that no longer exists due to unfortunate circumstances such as freezing cold water, blue balls, or being kicked in the groin.

"I'm Freezing my Nonads Off!"

by trinity-lea September 26, 2005

Ching-A-Ling Nomads

Starting out as a street gang in the early 60's and influenced by the Hells Angels the Ching A Lings eventually evolved into a motorcycle club. Kicked out of the Village in the early 1970's they made the Bronx their home. With them they took a reputation for violence, drugs and rock and roll. Though beyond this veneer lies a highly evolved subculture living what they call the Harley lifestyle reserved for one percenters. An outsider term reserved for those recognized by the Angels and other one percenter groups. This world views itself on the Amercian beliefs of individuality with a Harley Davidson motorcycle as the symbol of this freedom. Though being composed of mostly Puerto Ricans (the Hells Angels don't usually accept Blacks and Puerto Ricans as members) they differ from the Angels. Essentially they share a hedonistic view of the world and due to a shared sense of Brotherhood they surfacly appear very similar. Though a respect for self expression is tolerated and in many instances respected. In the past their various clubhouses have been the scene of many raids. The last one destroying their home but resulting in an out of court settlement in their favor. And in 1976 a 17 year old member was killed by a New Jersey State Trooper.
It is my objective to view the Ching A Ling Nomads as a valid subculture. Examining their structure, hopes, grievences and outlook within the world they live in and the larger "civilian" world that surrounds them.

Look at that biker there, he looks like a ching-a-ling nomads

by Fresh The Poet February 20, 2010

Nodads

A very undesireable and or none branded item of clothing, jewellery, electronics etc, which you can guarantee your father would rather buy for you instead of the expensive alternative.

Example A:

Father: How about these trainers?

Son: No dad I don't want them.

Example B:

"Do you like my new Hadidas trainers?"

"Sorry mate, but those are fucking Nodads"

by Hector Knox December 30, 2005

Nomads Gonads

Nomad - A person with no fixed residence who roams about; a wanderer.

Gonads - your testicles, your jewels, your cookies, your nuts, your beans, your balls, etc.

Nomads Gonads - Someone who roams or wanders in search of getting tea bagged.

That Nomads Gondas is busy all day looking for nuts to each.

by Franz Heiblewendle October 28, 2004

nonad

Jocular slang term for a eunuch, or in layman's terms, a man with no nads(testicles).

Lucas: "Shit dogg, my ex has been going around school telling everyone the terrible truth about me"
Matt: "What truth?"
Lucas: "That I'm a nonad and that I was born that way." *sigh*
Matt: "Man, you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner before that bitch kills your P.I. and makes you the school's laughing stock!"





Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by Mark H May 24, 2005

nonaestracted

To not be able to feel aesthetic attraction.

Bob told me he's nonaestracted.

by thepixelmurderer April 7, 2019

Connah's Quay Nomads

A Welsh football club based in the town of Connah's Quay, Flintshire. They play in the Welsh Football League (Cymru Leagues).

There most successful era was between 2015-2021 where then club manager Andy Morrison won a League Cup, a Welsh Cup, 2 League Titles and got into Europe numerous times and a Scottish Challenge Cup Final.

There most famous win is a 2-0 away victory at Scottish Premiership Side Kilmarnock in the UEFA Europa League First Qualifying Round where they won 3-2 on aggregate.

Attendence figures isn't great as the average attendance is under 200, this is because there is competition being surrounded by a number of the Premier Leagues traditional big 6 clubs aswell as Everton FC, Chester FC and Wrexham AFC.

Some would say they are a hidden 3rd member of the big 3 in terms of footballing ability across the Flintshire and Wrexham areas along with Previously mentioned Wrexham AFC and Chester FC.

There local rivals are Flint Town United FC and Airbus UK Broughton FC, some would also say Holywell Town FC are also Rivals.

They have a historical rivalry with Oswestry Based Club The New Saints FC(TNS). This is due to both clubs being title rivals during the Andy Morrison Era.

Connah's Quay Nomads are a flintshire Based Football Club

by CQNJay July 21, 2023