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A very undesireable and or none branded item of clothing, jewellery, electronics etc, which you can guarantee your father would rather buy for you instead of the expensive alternative.
Example A:

Father: How about these trainers?

Son: No dad I don't want them.

Example B:

"Do you like my new Hadidas trainers?"

"Sorry mate, but those are fucking Nodads"
Nodads by Hector Knox December 30, 2005
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A pair of shoes that an individual wears that are distasteful/unattractive/old.
Young child exclaims ''No Dad!!! Please don't make me wear them!''

Peer - ''Oh, I see you've got your Nodads on.''
Nodads by NCLZ May 24, 2011

Fatty-NoDaddy 

A plumper who had no figure growing up therefore she is extremely open to all suggestions from males.
Damn it looks like fatty-nodaddy is showing up to the party so let's see how Pravy it gets.
Fatty-NoDaddy by Ranchgirls December 23, 2020

Ching-A-Ling Nomads

Starting out as a street gang in the early 60's and influenced by the Hells Angels the Ching A Lings eventually evolved into a motorcycle club. Kicked out of the Village in the early 1970's they made the Bronx their home. With them they took a reputation for violence, drugs and rock and roll. Though beyond this veneer lies a highly evolved subculture living what they call the Harley lifestyle reserved for one percenters. An outsider term reserved for those recognized by the Angels and other one percenter groups. This world views itself on the Amercian beliefs of individuality with a Harley Davidson motorcycle as the symbol of this freedom. Though being composed of mostly Puerto Ricans (the Hells Angels don't usually accept Blacks and Puerto Ricans as members) they differ from the Angels. Essentially they share a hedonistic view of the world and due to a shared sense of Brotherhood they surfacly appear very similar. Though a respect for self expression is tolerated and in many instances respected. In the past their various clubhouses have been the scene of many raids. The last one destroying their home but resulting in an out of court settlement in their favor. And in 1976 a 17 year old member was killed by a New Jersey State Trooper.
It is my objective to view the Ching A Ling Nomads as a valid subculture. Examining their structure, hopes, grievences and outlook within the world they live in and the larger "civilian" world that surrounds them.
Look at that biker there, he looks like a ching-a-ling nomads
Ching-A-Ling Nomads by Fresh The Poet February 20, 2010
A word to describe something so awful, that you beg your father not to buy it
"those are some nodad trainers"
"sum 41 is a nodad blink 182"
Nodad by EvilGelatine03 July 29, 2021

Nodadinitis 

The term for having no dad, that must suck.
very sorry but he left for the milk
Person: My dad left :(
PErson: L L L YOU HAVE Nodadinitis AHAH L LM L L L LL L L L FUUNYE POO$PY
adj. Pertaining to an item of clothing that is very naff, and provokes the response, "No, Dad!" The implication is that only a dad would wear such a heinous crime against fashion, and that by doing so he would embarrass his children.
"Dude, what were you thinking putting that on to take your girlfriend out. That's a nodad shirt."
nodad by Patrick Beverley November 28, 2007
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