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1. One of the pieces of an area divided into nine sections.

2. A section of a rectangle that has been divided by two perpendicular pairs of parallel lines.
a) It's hard to win a game of tic-tac-toe when you start in the top, bottom or side nonants.

b) You'd better check your blind nonant before changing lanes.

c) Hey dude, check it out. My queen, bishop and rook have got all your king's nonants covered. Suffer looser.
nonant by Chris Protologism April 19, 2008
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nolwandle 

A power house of a woman , she can be strong and caring at the Same time .Her heart is big but well hidden if you find it never break it ...it be worth gold
U walk like a nolwandle
nolwandle by A dreamer May 27, 2019

Phillip Lloyd Nolan 

This legendary douche nozzle is the epitomy of grease and a pure flounderous nature. This mongrel hails from London, Ontario, Canada. Those who plan to join a band should note never to go anywhere near this mutt. He is a true representation of what all Canadians strive to NOT be like. He takes pleasure manipulating and destroying his surrounding environment. If he asks you to join his band, no one will consider it a hasty decision if you tell him to piss off immediately.
"Do you know Phillip Lloyd Nolan ...?" Yeah, he fucked my girlfriend.

john nolan

he might be a sexbot
but he's a hot sexbot
john nolan by rubyroobs July 10, 2009

Nolan Loss 

A borderline autistic kid who fights vegetables and claims he can bench 500lbs and think he can play in the NFL.
Nolan Loss by Nigkiller35 October 2, 2019
The art of using a plastic carrier bag as a contraceptive.
Guy 1: So I was totally ready to bang this hot chick with an amazing poon, when I realised I was fresh out of condoms from camping last week.
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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