nocturdal emission

When someone shits themselves at night while they sleep.

He woke up with tears in his eyes at the smell of arse batter - then he realised it was his... from an nocturdal emission.

by Zonal K September 10, 2018

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nocturnal emission

While you are sleeping, your mini-me decides to give his trumpet salute which leads to some unwanted secretion laying on your belly.

Man, I woke up to some unwanted spunk on my belly, man I hate nocturnal emissions...

by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006

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The scientific term for a wet dream, ie: cumming in your sleep.

After dreaming about the girl who sat next to him at school, he woke up with cum all over his underwear. Just a nocturnal emission.

by La Nerdette October 30, 2010

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Before I went to bed last night, I ate a lot of cheese, I woke up to my NOCTURANAL EMISSIONS.

by Virgil G October 31, 2007

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A French television program usually found playing after the sun sets.

John had seen so many nocturnal emissions that he assumed himself an expert when producing his own.

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A nocurnal emmission is a wet dream.

I jack off so much, I hardly ever have a nocturnal emmission anymore!

by eda-skip July 24, 2022

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