nocturdal

when you can only crap at night

i go deuce at night,cause i am nocturdal

by bigd69er November 2, 2010

Nocturdal

A temporally unusual stool, having been passed in the evening when one is accustomed to a daybreak release.

I'd been busy with work all day, and after that dark lager it went a bit nocturdal.

by Knight Slider November 1, 2019

Nocturdal

A temporally unusual stool, having been passed in the evening when one is accustomed to a daybreak release.

I'd been busy with work all day, and after that dark lager it went a bit nocturdal.

by Knight Slider November 1, 2019

nocturdal emission

When someone shits themselves at night while they sleep.

He woke up with tears in his eyes at the smell of arse batter - then he realised it was his... from an nocturdal emission.

by Zonal K September 10, 2018

Nocturnal Weiner Party

A late night snack consisting of hot dogs cooked on a George Foreman grill.

When I got to the kitchen this morning, I was annoyed to find a mess from Brian's nocturnal weiner party.

by Ann_Hedonia May 10, 2008

nocturnal flatulence

The act of releasing gas, farting, during sleep. sleep induced farting.

My girlfriend had a bad case of nocturnal flatulence lastnight. She kept me awake all night.

by Satbandit April 30, 2010

Nocturnal dirt people

People of low social standing who wait outside big box stores on Black Friday and try to haggle prices when finally let in.

Ugh…. Here we go again. My shift just started and I’m already dealing with the nocturnal dirt people.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021