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NoobiestNoob 

1) A person who has very low confidence in playing dota and often refers to himself as Noob or noobiest noob. This is of course in an attempt to put down the effort one has to contribute in the game. By refering to him/her self as noob, they believe that teammates expect less out of them and they can get away with being noob (although its really a self confidence issue). Prefered heroes include: Nai'x, Faceless Void, PA, any hero which needs to farm + autoattack. (They dont have confidence to use spells).

2) True Captain
3) True Patriot
4) True Boziatis

5) The Dean
6) NoobiestNoob
7) eagl(without e)_down_under
1) Eh True Captain stop calling yourself NoobiestNoob, you're after all the true captain.

2) NoobiestNoob has entered the room
2 mins later....
NoobiestNoob pulled plug due to low confidence
NoobiestNoob by PicNikPic May 28, 2011
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Noobiest Noob

One who has very low self esteem or confidence. They usually are called a noob when they just get a game or have no in-game purchases. They may get cyber bullied.

Or

A name of a unpopular YouTuber but the definition is pretty much the same.
That is the most Noobiest Noob I’ve ever seen!
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Noobieshnoobie 

A BADDIE who doesn't care and will say their opinion no matter what. THEY ARE THE MOST BADASS PERSON ON MOTHER EARTH. And will likely become a model, singer, actress and the president of USA one day.
Basic person: heyyyy

Noobieshnoobie: IM A BADDIE

Basic person: let me guess, your name is Noobieshnoobie.

noobienoob 

Someone that’s noob, especially called Henry.
"That person is a noobienoob."

"Oh, that must be Henry."
noobienoob by hiiirgrhrthrth July 18, 2021
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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