Nobled

When you leave your office with your computer unlocked and come back to find the picture on your home screen has been changed.

I went to the bathroom and when I came back the picture on my home screen had dicks drawn all over it. Oh man you just got Nobled

by The angry sheet metal worker February 15, 2019

Nobled

To have your life completely ruined by one individual. To neglect your children, be a dead beat dad, and to cheat on your former spouses. To be 26 years old and be a complete waste of human skin. To be the tough guy everyone laughs at, and to be an all around fuck up. To be a self proclaimed legend of being a bad ass. One who uses material objects as a form of popularity. To claim anyone new you meet as your new "family". Pretty much be the guy no one likes, but cares not to say anything, for the fact it's good for laughs.

Girl 1. I went out last night and got Nobled.
Girl2. Nobled? Whats that?
Girl1. I mt the biggest douche bag ever. He lived in his "Glory days" and made himself to be a self proclaimed legend, of nothing.

by Jmoneystunts July 22, 2010

Nobled

A rugby term when you completely annihilate your oppenent putting him to the floor or, even better, into hospital.

That guy just go nobled

by DeadExit April 1, 2007

Barnes & Nobled

Having to desperately take a shit and the only place around to use a bathroom is Barnes & Noble. Having to take a shit so bad you can't think straight.

Nathan Barnes & Nobled after eating too many burgers from A&W.

by lolgoodtimes July 22, 2009

Mist Nobled

When someone is convinced something is much more challgening then it really is.

Niko (unc) : Theres a boss coming up and he's really hard

Kieran : Dude I killed him in one hit

Kieran : Did I just get Mist Nobled?

by MeAmTurtle June 6, 2024

Barnes and Nobled

Using college, or "high speed" words in normal conversation in an attempt to sound smarter than you really are.

Dude! Did you just quote Edgar Allan Poe??? I think he just Barnes and Nobled me!

by Engram68w October 14, 2011

Noble idiot

A person who 'sacrifices' their own happiness with the assumption that they are bringing happiness to the person they are sacrificing for, when in fact, this sacrifice makes the other person even more unhappy.

Prime Minister: I'm in a contract marriage with you and now you're telling me that my real missing and presumed dead wife is really alive?
I: Yes. So I'm going to leave you even though we've decided we actually love each other and want to marry for real now.
Prime Minister: But I don't want my old wife back. She pretended to be dead so I hate her now. But I love you, you noble idiot.
I: Tough. I'm gonna travel the world and write a kids book. Get back with your old wife.
*Prime Minister proceeds to not get back with old wife because he hates her while I mopes because she's depressed she left the Prime Minister*

by kshyt0385 February 5, 2014