lath

One who has a gigantic penis.

penis
huge
sex

When Misty saw lath she got down on her knees.

by Brian April 25, 2005

Pull a Lath

To ditch your betrothed for an older, more run down option

Cripes, did you see Nick's new missus? Talk about old, boy did he pull a lath on that one...

by sxpress7 November 5, 2015

Lathen

Totally cool guy. Generally gets along with everyone and knows how to make people laugh. He is charismatic and well admired by his friends and family. Often does what he wants and is considered a legend.

Girl : I met a hero today. His name was Lathen

Girl 2 : No way that hero is my husband!

by eurogurl9 July 2, 2018

Lathrop's Law

The principle that outlines how obstacles, inconveniences, and interruptions are most likely to occur at the least opportune time.

Me: I leave for work an hour before I'm due to clock in so i have about 20 minutes in case anything happens on the way in.

Co Worker: So then how did you wind up 10 minutes late today?

Me: I left 10 minutes later than i normally would courtesy of my cat- but the accident on I-95 is what really screwed me.

Co Worker: Lathrop's Law my friend, you plan, fate laughs.

by Arphee January 25, 2019

Lathering Your Crunchies

The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.

I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.

by WireableCarrot October 19, 2016

Lathan

Lathan's are tend to be shy when they don't know you, but once a Lathan knows you, you guys are technically siblings. Lathan's are outgoing, kind, and very intelligent. However, don't get on there bad side because they won't take anyone's shit so be careful to mess with them.

"I wish I could be a Lathan right at this point."

by Dueyy March 15, 2017

Lathika

Lathika is a very honest and pretty girl. She is super pretty and everyone loves her. She is super popular and she pulls so many girls. Many people are jealous of her and she is a god at anything. She is reliable and trustworthy. God makes very few people like her and she's gifted. Boys dream to get married to her. The main ones are like Lathika Suresh and they are really hot and like gods.

OMG!! That's Lathika Suresh, I wish i get married to her. She is so hot and the best person in the world.

by Lathika's fan December 10, 2019