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Highly prestigious award given to the one person who has most notably made the biggest arse of themselves during the past 7 days.

A group of very unprofessional golfers from the Cheltenham area.

Black country version of semen.

A dense chocolate cake, probably made of scummy digestive biscuits and chocolate (only Brian knows the real answer).

A ladies' punany.

Word used frequently by Frank McCann in his most severe cases of Tourettes Syndrome.