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how the english say "knob head".
Liam: I'm in to it, me.
Noel: No your not, you Nob ed
Nob ed by rocket queen April 9, 2004
Words you can keep
That Jimmy Bob Ben Bernard sure is a nob ed i wish he was dead, like patrick and fred, wiv a head full of lead
Nob ed by =CC= September 11, 2003
U can tell by woodys definition that he/she is a tad camp.
a nob ed is sum1 that was unfortunately born wiv the male genitalier on their head
Arnold Schwartsenegger takes baths

Ravaged Woman Buys Car
Nob ed by =CC= November 23, 2003
A nobed is basically a prick or an idiot. Generally not the smartest or most likeable
Tim. I just bought a bottle of coke. Lee. How mutch. Jim. 3 quid. Ur a fuckin nobed jim
Nobed by Leeshai Baker December 22, 2018
a man with a head in the shape of a penis.
nicholas young is a nobed, his mother is a rasterfarian.
nobed by Ollie February 4, 2005
A person, can be male or female who has a head in the shape of a penis, or who has a penis shaped growth protruding from their forhead. There have also been a few cases where penis shaped growths have grown from both cheeks or out of both ears.

Also commonly used as an inslut between people. Can be meant that you are a 'nobed' or that infact you are just a fool.
"What is that on your head?"
"I hate to admit it but it is my 'nobed'"

or

You are a nobed!
nobed by Jack The Ripper 666 September 15, 2005

NoBeDoodle 

Any Labrador dog cross bread, most often found on the Northern Beaches of Sydney, Australia
OMG. That is such a lovely dog. What kind of NoBeDoodle is it?
NoBeDoodle by philg247 December 26, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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