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no talent ass clown

See Michael Bolton.
Samir: There's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael: There was nothing wrong with my name, until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys!

Samir: Well, why don't you just go by 'Mike' instead of 'Michael'?

Michael: No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks!
no talent ass clown by Dok April 16, 2005

No Talent Ass Clown

A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.
I sat the the whole show before i realized that he was a no talent ass clown.
No Talent Ass Clown by A February 18, 2007

no talent ass clown

someone, usually famous, who has no right to be where they are.

someone who is glorified for no reason whatsoever

someone who is famous for being famous

a useless figurehead
george w. bush, paris hilton (note: i would still eat her ass for weeks), the toronto maple leafs, brad pitt, any cast member of "friends", shania twain, steven a. smith, steven segal (yes, i went there!), carrot top, jeff foxworthy and anyone who drives, works for, or is a fan of nascar---go fuck your sister

ryan" that charlie sheen is a no talent ass clown!"

no talent ass clown

a moron.
Taken from a quote in the movie Office Space

No Talent ass clown

Aaron Maldonado
Aaron Maldonado is a(n) no talent ass clown.

no talent ass clown

one who just is a complete and total loser all around no ifs ands or buts about it
woody allen-what the fuck has woody allen done except make some of the stupidist peices of shit movies ive ever seen
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