Samir: There's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael: There was nothing wrong with my name, until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys!

Samir: Well, why don't you just go by 'Mike' instead of 'Michael'?

Michael: No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks!

After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.

I sat the the whole show before i realized that he was a no talent ass clown.

That no-talent ass clown's website has been nominated for best stupid annoying place to post stupid annoying things of the year again!

george w. bush, paris hilton (note: i would still eat her ass for weeks), the toronto maple leafs, brad pitt, any cast member of "friends", shania twain, steven a. smith, steven segal (yes, i went there!), carrot top, jeff foxworthy and anyone who drives, works for, or is a fan of nascar---go fuck your sister

ryan" that charlie sheen is a no talent ass clown!"

God damn that j-lo, shes such a damn no talent assclown

George Bush is a no talent ass clown