Urban Dictionary: no talent ass clown

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Samir: There's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael: There was nothing wrong with my name, until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys!

Samir: Well, why don't you just go by 'Mike' instead of 'Michael'?

Michael: No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks!

by Dok April 16, 2005

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mittens

Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.

"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."

by 122445 May 14, 2006

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No Talent Ass Clown

A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.

I sat the the whole show before i realized that he was a no talent ass clown.

by A October 21, 2003

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Matt Haughey

That no-talent ass clown's website has been nominated for best stupid annoying place to post stupid annoying things of the year again!

by quonsar May 05, 2003

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no talent ass clown

someone, usually famous, who has no right to be where they are.

someone who is glorified for no reason whatsoever

someone who is famous for being famous

a useless figurehead

george w. bush, paris hilton (note: i would still eat her ass for weeks), the toronto maple leafs, brad pitt, any cast member of "friends", shania twain, steven a. smith, steven segal (yes, i went there!), carrot top, jeff foxworthy and anyone who drives, works for, or is a fan of nascar---go fuck your sister

ryan" that charlie sheen is a no talent ass clown!"

by Whit Diesel April 08, 2006