no talent ass clown

a moron.
Taken from a quote in the movie Office Space

George Bush is a no talent ass clown

by Lindlof May 28, 2004

tea sipper

word used by Texas A&M aggies to describe a Texas Longhorn. meant to be demeaning

Why does that there tea sipper make more money than me?

by Lindlof May 28, 2004

mendoza line

a baseball term for batting around or below .200.
mediocrity.
phrase was coined by George Brett after a player named Mendoza who, uh, sucked

A-Rod and Jeter are hovering around the mendoza line one month into the season.

by Lindlof May 28, 2004

Hat

(British) slang for condom

wear a hat or you may catch something

by Lindlof May 28, 2004