no-tail

a male, as opposed to a tail which would be a female.

I saw the pony tail and thought it was a tail but it turned out to be a no-tail.

by Eric July 21, 2004

There is no point in having a tail and wagging it

If you are in charge of a group of people there is no point in doing the work yourself, instead of making your workers do it for you.

The supervisor Phil was shoveling sawdust while his workers were watching. Marcus yelled out 'there is no point in having a tail and wagging it'. Phil put the shovel down and made the workers do the shoveling.

by Sensei Phil October 27, 2020

No fur off my tail

When something is of no consequence to one's self and therefore no need to worry about it.

I don't agree with his beliefs, but they do no harm to me and so it's no fur off my tail

by Cloudchaser Sakonige October 11, 2010

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl.

haha lol so cool word XDDDDD

Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae

by Stupid Af July 5, 2021

Notail

A flower powered boi, wholesome, positive, and he will win 2 Championships when you leave his team.

Person 1: how did the championship go?
Person 2: it was bad, my previous team won without me.
Person 1: Oh, you just got Notailed

by ORE WA OCHINCHIN GA DAISUKI NA February 16, 2020