no mon

Short for , “That was really gay”

brooklyn slang

“You really said some gay shit bro, no mon”

no mon by BrooklynboyEliV June 28, 2018

all money in, no money out 

1. Refers to intelligently investing one's wealth into something rather than spending or having expenses.

2. Putting currency in rather than out.

Nipsey Hussle said to be smart in life your mind must be at: "All money in, no money out!"

all money in, no money out by D ReLL April 2, 2017

No Money 

"No money" is when something is so inexpensive that you cannot put a dollar amount on it. It generally happens when someone finds something on sale or clearance or finds a deal on eBay or Craigs List. "Zero money" is a synonym for "no money".

I went to Nordstrom's Rack and I bought these Prada shoes for no money.

No Money by FlorenceLegallyBrunette October 1, 2018

No money, no honey. 

A spoken expression: In its original and quasi-literal form, used by prostitutes to inform interested men that they have no interest in being chatted-up or smooth talked, that the only way for sex to occur is through cash payment. The word honey is used as a metaphor for the female genitalia.

A non-spoken attitude or mindset: In its modern, derived form, an understanding or implied contract between a man and woman, stating if the man wants sex on a continued, long-term basis, he must then provide money or gifts on a similarly continued, long-term basis in exchange for the sex.

Example 1: Look baby, don't waste my time with all that smooth talk, OK? This is a money game. No money, no honey.

Example 2: Dude, I'm so tired of my high-maintenance, trophy-ass wife. I can't even get laid anymore without first promising to buy her something outrageously expensive. Just today we were getting ready to fool around when out of nowhere she tells me she wants a new Rolex. Man, I'm so sick of this 'no money, no honey' bullshit from my own wife.

No money, no honey. by Mike2468 August 26, 2013

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire 

1. an existential conundrum that involves both the strong desire to possess the monkey while simultaneously rejecting it.

2. an alternate state of consciousness in which one can both covet and despise the same object, idol, concept or place. may also apply to mommy, daddy, ABCs, elmo.

jack: "monkey."

jack: "NO MONKEY."

jack: "monkey."

daddy: "i believe we're stuck in the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire again."

the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire by big poppa philosophical August 30, 2010

No money de finito 

A person who has no money or close to bankruptcy. Typically used as an excuse for not hanging out with friends because of financial issues.

Person one: "Hey, let's go out for drinking tonight!!"

Person two: "Sorry man, no money de finito!!"

No money de finito by yutax and kb October 1, 2009

i have no money 

when you are absolutely fucking money-less, nothing, no moo-lah, nothing at all and yer name is josh oates min

skinto sir: said josh oates min

i have no money

i have no money by superinfinity February 9, 2017