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No Simping Saturday’s
This includes not talking to a female. If you are caught you will get told what to text her or snap her. In exchanging this the boys can’t roast you or josh you.
Luke: Even thought its No simping Saturdays but can I have a pass
(No Simping Saturday’s) No
The boys: Fuck no bro. Who the hell do you think you are. Females aren’t it on Saturday’s. The audacity to ask for our approval on Saturday
(No Simping Saturday’s) No
The boys: Fuck no bro. Who the hell do you think you are. Females aren’t it on Saturday’s. The audacity to ask for our approval on Saturday
No Simping Saturday’s by Lil Bit6969 April 16, 2020
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There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.
It's stating the obvious and suggesting to the other person to accept the thing stated and deal with it.
Dobol: The traffic along EDSA is incredible.
Lundle: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. EDSA has always been traffic as far as I can remember.
Erwin: The incompetence of the Philippine government is beyond imagination.
Dobol: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.
Lundle: Don't blame me, I didn't vote for that motherfucker.
Lundle: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. EDSA has always been traffic as far as I can remember.
Erwin: The incompetence of the Philippine government is beyond imagination.
Dobol: There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo.
Lundle: Don't blame me, I didn't vote for that motherfucker.
There's no such thing as fake siling labuyo. by The Masterchicker October 25, 2010
it's no skin off my nose
it's no skin off my nose by dallypat November 18, 2013
ginger's have no souls
guy 1: did you see that guy over there??
guy 2: which one?
guy 1: the one that is dead inside
ginger's have no souls
guy 2: which one?
guy 1: the one that is dead inside
ginger's have no souls
ginger's have no souls by Paradox_portal September 27, 2017
There's no such thing as free lunch
The Girl Next Door: Thanks for taking me out, I'm having a great time!
Big Man on Campus: There's no such thing as free lunch. Let's fuck.
Big Man on Campus: There's no such thing as free lunch. Let's fuck.
There's no such thing as free lunch by Dan Mit September 26, 2006
There's no step three!
A reference to a late 90s TV ad for iMac, where Jeff Goldblum detailed "three easy steps to connect to the internet", then realised that he had been a fool and that there was no step three.
Bill: Hey Eric, how can I arouse myself?
Eric: Step 1: Pull down your pants.
Step 2: Jack off until you cum.
Step 3: There's no step three!
Bill: Thanks!
Eric: Step 1: Pull down your pants.
Step 2: Jack off until you cum.
Step 3: There's no step three!
Bill: Thanks!
There's no step three! by Chris Spargo February 14, 2009
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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