niwel 

Just look up Lewin and think of the opposite. It’s Lewin in reverse.

Dave: When you look around at my colleagues, I’m clearly a Dave Lewin.
Another Dave or Anyone else: You might think you are but it’s more like Dave Niwel

niwel by The Busselton Kraken March 8, 2022

Nigeled 

When fuck things up so bad that you can't figure out WTF you did. Then get frustrated with world!

Damn I have been Nigeled and Now I hate you.

Nigeled by Captain tickler August 30, 2017

Leslie Nielsen 

One of the most popular spoof comedy actors, well known for roles in the Naked Gun series and Airplane!. RIP

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley. - Leslie Nielsen

Leslie Nielsen by Magneto_Caknseco December 1, 2010

Nigel Toussaint 

When a man who is on a mission, goes viral and has been building an empire on many different platforms.

A Man of Great esteem who is able to set goals, and accomplish the mission.
A man who does not depend on outside forces to help him, choosing to help himself.
A builder of alliances.
Nigel Toussaint Must be Nigeleht

Wow I just want to be like Nigel Toussaint.
Ah Theres Nigel. The man we need for the plan.

Nigel Toussaint by Nigeleht October 3, 2018

nigel farage 

a huge cunt who is constantly screbbing

Big ding: Oi mate you hear that {nigel Farage] is doing a speech round her
Big dong: Ye famalam ding dong im well mad

nigel farage by [oE]shockwave July 18, 2019

Gabe Newell 

God in human form.

Gabe Newell descended from heaven releasing the steam sale.

Gabe Newell by Complex Username February 26, 2018

Nigelitis

An ailment that prevents the afflicted from attending work. Over a period of time the sufferer concocts increasingly unlikely stories of obscure medical complaints that keep them from work, whilst strangely maintaining their ability to participate in physical outdoor pursuits, like say mountaineering.
When contacting their workplace to report their absense, the sufferer often greatly embelishes the details of their complaint in order to raise plausibility, whilst ironically achieving the exact opposite.

Mary: "Did you notice Fred is sick again."
Tom: "Really? What's wrong with him this time?"
Mary: "Nigelitis"
Tom: <shakes head>

Nigelitis by udu_ May 23, 2009