nissman

a guy known for fucking squirrels in the ass and occasionally big chinese women.

Nissman was caught with a house full of bloody squirrels

by BIG BUD November 30, 2006

Nissan Altima

A mid-size family car that, for whatever reason, only black people drive on the east coast. It's an anomaly. Malcolm Gladwell would have a field day with it.

There's a white person driving that Nissan Altima! Oh never mind, it's a black person.

by NissanAltimas March 8, 2011

Nissan Altima

The Nissan Altima is a mid-size car that has been manufactured by Nissan since 1992. It is a continuation of the Nissan Bluebird line, which began in 1955.

1st gen 1993–1997
2nd 1997 – July 2001
3rd 2001 – 2006
4th gen2007–2012 (sedan)

2008–2013 (coupe)

5th gen 2012 – 2018
2013–2020 (outside North America and China)

6th gen August 2018 to present.

Now for the real definition,

Nissan Altima , a car owned and driven
By a lot of 304's & baby momma's.

You can't knock their vehicle though
Atleast they ain't walking or taking

The Bus but 9 times outta 10 if a female

Owns one of these she's likely a 304 or

Baby momma.

Nissan Altima , the prefered choice of car

By 304's and baby momma's alike .

by Blu_leef January 19, 2023

nissan altima

The quintessential baby momma car. Usually driven by a black baby momma with a son named Ayden who was most likely conceived in that car. Preaches about not needing a man and how she has it all together but is ran through. She then proceeds to fuck up her and her sons life for a guy who doesn’t even own a car and uses her to bum cigarette money.

“Damn bro I think she’s the one.”

“Dude she drives a nissan altima. She’s not your girl, it’s just your turn.”

by Mirgdorl June 21, 2022

Nissan Pathfinder

A very capable four wheel drive driven by mad men with the flex of a brick. The Pathfinder was legendary. Particularly the R51. It was almost as sexy as the driver. Going places no other 4wd can go. Unfortunately in 2013 the R52 came out as a glorified soccer moms car. A sad end to a capable car.

Dude is that a Nissan Pathfinder

by Jiggywiggyomg February 11, 2019

Nissan GT-R

The GT-R name first came out as a trim level on the Skyline 2000 which was called the Skyline 2000 GT-R. The Nissan Skyline GT-R was never brought to America and so you couldn't buy a Skyline GT-R until they were at least 25 years old. Later Skyline GT-Rs came with a turbocharged RB26DETT inline-six engine making around 290-320 horsepower and the ATTESA E-TS four wheel drive system. The GT-R name was put to rest after the Skyline GT-R (R34) because Nissan was in major debt. After the Nissan Revival Plan, Nissan started on a new GT-R. This time the GT-R was its own model instead of a trim level. This GT-R had a turbocharged V6 engine called the VR38DETT making 480 horsepower and all-wheel-drive on release (2008). The 2019 GT-R is much more powerful with its VR38DETT being pushed to 565 horsepower and with a Nismo version that has 600 horsepower. The regular GT-R stock can go from 0-60 mph in just 2.9 seconds while the Nismo version can go from 0-60 in 2.5 seconds. This car can reach a top speed of 196 mph or 315 kph. With a price of $100,000 the GT-R is a bargain, any car with similar performance are much more expensive while any car near its price are blown away from its performance.

The Nissan GT-R is a high performance sports car.

by AllosaurusFragilis May 22, 2019

Mor Nissan

A hot Jewish girl with big tits and a fat ass. Makes you nut in under 60 seconds and got that wet wet.

“Her name is Mor Nissan”
*nuts*

by titenthusiast October 24, 2020