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nigger ring 

A form of phone call screening in environments where caller ID is not accessible. This is achieved by making a call, hanging up after one ring and then calling right back. The recipient of this call would normally ignore all other incomming calls until he hears the single ring indicating that he should take the next call that comes in.
Example 1: A man who is sneaking behind his woman to meet other women will know to answer the phone when he hears the "nigger ring".

Example 2: A teenager who should be in school when he is at home taking the day off. If he answers the call of a relative or family friend, that could prove to be incriminating. However, if another "school-skipping" friend wanted to reach him by phone, the nigger ring is an excellent way to avoid being caught.

Example 3: The deadbeat roommate who begged you for more time on the rent money and promised to work 12 hour shifts has really been laying on your sofa and watching your TV while YOU are at work. And so you decide to check up on him to see if he really went to work. He is using the nigger ring to avoid your call, but you are thinking one step ahead of him and you catch him in the lie.
nigger ring by Joe Kz October 20, 2006

niggers ring 

when someone is reyt shady and leaves you the last bit near the filter on the cigs.
"Oi oi i dont want niggers ring either oreyt?!?!"
niggers ring by ChloeBbz2k7 July 1, 2007

Niggering 

Present Tense:
1) Niggering (v) to a person; causing great disdain, annoyance, frustration, and or misfortune to said person.
Future Tense:
2) Nigger (v) to a person; causing said person a profound annoyance and or misfortune.
Past Tense:

3) Niggered (v) With respect to a person; having caused said person a profound annoyance and or misfortune.
1) “I gotta go, my parents are Niggering me.”
2) “I swear to god, if my teacher flunks me at the semester, I’m going to nigger him for the rest of the year.”
3) “Dude what the fuck, that guy just niggered me!”
Niggering by Lerealgamer April 23, 2020

Niggering around 

Not paying attention, slacking, procrastinating, joking

Niggerriggery

1. Work that has been niggerriged.

2. Work done without any aparent consirn for safety to the end user of the product or the task of production.

3.A word expressed with a tone of racism to convey a feeling of pissed-offededness.
1. "The jobsite was full of niggerriggery."

2. "I got fuct up by some niggerriggery."

3. "The perminate connection was lost, because it was niggerriged, so the park lights were off, due to someone's niggerrigery."

4."That shit was some fucked up niggerriggery."
Niggerriggery by SchizoFranticClown December 19, 2008

niggerrig 

To perform the poorest quality repair job imaginable. To nigger rig something that is broken requires that you put the least possible amount of effort into the repair job, using the poorest quality materials available. A nigger-rigged job is instantly identifiable, usually due to large amounts of duct tape or wire covering the broken item. Also known as "Afro-engineering".
Niggerrig. What Obama is doing to the economy.
niggerrig by Jimmie Walker April 18, 2009

niggering 

The act of stealing, hijacking, breaking and entering with intent of burglary, or general thieving.
Where's my car! FUCK! Don't tell me I just got niggered!

Why do kleptomaniacs like niggering other people?
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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