nigganometer

(n.) a unit of measurement that denotes the melanin cell content of a nigga.

De'markion Fergerson stood on the nigganometer and broke the scale cuz he's so damn black and handsome.

nigganometer by shnigglelover3000 September 17, 2025

Nigganometry 

The study of Nigga . A full time major in University as well. You study fried chicken, kool-aid, watermelon and leaving your child at a young age. If you get a masters in nigganometry, you automatically get the n-word pass. Black people are born with a Masters in Nigganometry.

Person 1: "Yo, I just got my Masters in Nigganometry."
Person 2: "NIGGGGAAAAAA."
Person 1: "NIGGGGAAAAAAA."

Nigganometry by Prince of Serbia January 12, 2019

niggonometry 

The process of selling dope to your teacher so you can pass the class without knowing the material.

Gangsta 1: Daymn! How'd you pass this math class? You can't even divide!
Gangsta 2: Son, im using niggonometry.

niggonometry by Jedd & Alex June 30, 2006

Niggameter 

Three-fifths of a meter.

The nearest store is about a niggameter away.

Niggameter by DJFistacular March 9, 2009

nigganometry 

While it may go back further, the first instance of the Phrase nigganometry that I recall was from Canibus on his 1998 album 'Can-I-Bus'the song simply titled 'nigganometry' uses some rather quick witted Q&A to show examples of nigganometry.

Now if a bitch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inch
and gets forty dollars, includin a five dollar tip
How big was the dick she just sucked? (Say what?)
Say how big was the dick she just sucked? (What?)......

If you remove every living animal out of the sea
then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease?
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that was deep)
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that shit was deep)
It's nigganometry...

nigganometry by Nausicaa January 18, 2005

Niganometry 

The process of selling narcotics to your professor in order to achieve a passing grade.

"I never study, I just use niganometry."

Niganometry by B Money March 1, 2004

nigganometry 

styles that niggas use to pass math class. Could include cheating, bribing, or giving the teacher head.

"That's how you pass trigonometry, sell dope to your teacher, use nigganometry"

-Afroman (Back to school)

nigganometry by bojizzle April 27, 2004