shnigglelover3000's definitions

nigganometer

(n.) a unit of measurement that denotes the melanin cell content of a nigga.

De'markion Fergerson stood on the nigganometer and broke the scale cuz he's so damn black and handsome.

by shnigglelover3000 September 17, 2025

Ferganigganometer

(n.) The ratio of melanin cell content over metric tons.

De'markion Fergerson broke the ferganigganometer because he has a hippogyattamus nigga ratio index of 1 niggatillion.

by shnigglelover3000 September 17, 2025

niggatillion

(n.) a value equivalent to that of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 niggas.

Demarkion Fergerson's hopes and dreams consist of buying 1 niggatillion hellcats.

by shnigglelover3000 October 4, 2025

shniggle

(verb) To produce a nasally, snorting grunt, often resembling the sound a pug makes. Typically done in jest, as a reaction to something amusing, or as a form of playful communication.

(noun) A short, snort-like noise made in the back of the throat, usually with a nasal quality, often resembling a pug’s wheeze.

Example: “I couldn’t stop laughing when Bryan shniggled after hearing that joke.”
Example: “Her shniggle was so spot-on, I thought there was an actual pug in the room.”

by shnigglelover3000 March 2, 2025

hippogyattamus

(n.) An organism with an ass so large, they look like a hippo with a Brazilian butt lift.

To determine whether or not someone is a hippogyattamus, simply throw a spikeball under a golfcart and ask them to reach under to retrieve it, and observe the jiggle physics.

Brett Shnagget has so much cake, earning himself the name "hippogyattamus"

by shnigglelover3000 March 12, 2025

cooktavius

(n.) The name of an black individual who is cooked beyond recovery.

Demarkion Fergerson is so cooked that we call him "cooktavius"

by shnigglelover3000 March 12, 2025

gyattba

(n.) A nickname for an awfully large fella built like a battleship.

John Leyba is built like a battleship, so he earned the name "gyattba"

by shnigglelover3000 March 12, 2025