n. an instrument for measuring and indicating diversity, equity, and inclusion, typically one consisting of a decagon labeled with undesirable racial characteristics
Activision-Blizzardscores its video game characters with a niggometer to quantify their disabilities.
Niggerometer, a device that measures the nigger factor of a black person. It ranges from from 0.00 for a normal black person to 1.00 for a total skeevy, ghettonigger.
I wasn't sure about this black person; so, I used my internal niggerometer to ascertain if & how big a nigger he was.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.