niggamometer

A black man’s fingers up thy asshole to gauge the health of a patient

“Can we get a niggamometer for room 4, then we can gauge his temperature.

by Niggling March 31, 2024

Nigganometry

The study of Nigga . A full time major in University as well. You study fried chicken, kool-aid, watermelon and leaving your child at a young age. If you get a masters in nigganometry, you automatically get the n-word pass. Black people are born with a Masters in Nigganometry.

Person 1: "Yo, I just got my Masters in Nigganometry."
Person 2: "NIGGGGAAAAAA."
Person 1: "NIGGGGAAAAAAA."

by Prince of Serbia January 12, 2019

Niggameter

Three-fifths of a meter.

The nearest store is about a niggameter away.

by DJFistacular March 9, 2009

nigganometry

While it may go back further, the first instance of the Phrase nigganometry that I recall was from Canibus on his 1998 album 'Can-I-Bus'the song simply titled 'nigganometry' uses some rather quick witted Q&A to show examples of nigganometry.

Now if a bitch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inch
and gets forty dollars, includin a five dollar tip
How big was the dick she just sucked? (Say what?)
Say how big was the dick she just sucked? (What?)......

If you remove every living animal out of the sea
then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease?
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that was deep)
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that shit was deep)
It's nigganometry...

by Nausicaa January 18, 2005

nigganometry

styles that niggas use to pass math class. Could include cheating, bribing, or giving the teacher head.

"That's how you pass trigonometry, sell dope to your teacher, use nigganometry"

-Afroman (Back to school)

by bojizzle April 27, 2004

niggometer

a device used to measure the amount of times the n-word is used in rap/hiphop songs

good god, did you hear that new tyler the creator song? it broke my niggometer!

by sinicalypticalcunt March 28, 2015

niggerometer

Niggerometer, a device that measures the nigger factor of a black person. It ranges from from 0.00 for a normal black person to 1.00 for a total skeevy, ghetto nigger.

I wasn't sure about this black person; so, I used my internal niggerometer to ascertain if & how big a nigger he was.

by Swisher rolled tight June 29, 2021