nigganometry

While it may go back further, the first instance of the Phrase nigganometry that I recall was from Canibus on his 1998 album 'Can-I-Bus'the song simply titled 'nigganometry' uses some rather quick witted Q&A to show examples of nigganometry.
Now if a bitch sucks yo' dick, for five dollars per square inch
and gets forty dollars, includin a five dollar tip
How big was the dick she just sucked? (Say what?)
Say how big was the dick she just sucked? (What?)......

If you remove every living animal out of the sea
then wouldn't the world's ocean water level decrease?
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that was deep)
This means the planet wasn't three-quarters water (that shit was deep)
It's nigganometry...
by Nausicaa January 18, 2005
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nigganometry

styles that niggas use to pass math class. Could include cheating, bribing, or giving the teacher head.
"That's how you pass trigonometry, sell dope to your teacher, use nigganometry"

-Afroman (Back to school)
by bojizzle April 27, 2004
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nigganometry

The study of the basic ways of life for a nigga.
"Damn, he a professional in NIGGANOMETRY dawg!"
by HomieLauncher February 14, 2017
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nigganometry

Math that only makes sence or pertains to the nigger; mathmetics of the nigger.
Q:
How many niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:
No consistant answer, however, the sum of niggers can be deduced by using a variety of nigganometry theromes and postulates.
by The Boston T-Bag March 25, 2007
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nigganometry

the teaching of being black it comes in nigganometry 101 and 102
(person one)yo nigga what it do
(person two) yo dog it do good
( person one) yo fool ya nigganometry is weak
( person two) ya i failed nigganometry 101
(person one ) yo thats wack
by joshua rodtgo October 26, 2007
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nigganometry

The study of niggers; one adept in the field of nigganometry is very knowledgeable in the lifestyle of niggers.

Nigganometry is an essential skill in black neighborhoods. A crash-course in nigganometry is strongly reccomended for white people who plan on spending any amount of time in a black neighborhood.
Black history month is the time of year that the world scratches the surface of Nigganometry.
by crimson neck March 31, 2011
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Nigganometry

The study of Nigga . A full time major in University as well. You study fried chicken, kool-aid, watermelon and leaving your child at a young age. If you get a masters in nigganometry, you automatically get the n-word pass. Black people are born with a Masters in Nigganometry.
Person 1: "Yo, I just got my Masters in Nigganometry."
Person 2: "NIGGGGAAAAAA."
Person 1: "NIGGGGAAAAAAA."
by Prince of Serbia January 13, 2019
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