niggerometer

Niggerometer, a device that measures the nigger factor of a black person. It ranges from from 0.00 for a normal black person to 1.00 for a total skeevy, ghetto nigger.

I wasn't sure about this black person; so, I used my internal niggerometer to ascertain if & how big a nigger he was.

by Swisher rolled tight June 29, 2021

niggerometer

the feeling in your head you get when there is a nigger around.

me: do you feel that?
friend: what?
me: my niggerometer is going off!
friend: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

by beatinniggersallday October 22, 2011

Niggernometry

Theory coined by the prophet Afroman which claims to be the one, true method for selling crack to one's teacher. A close relative of trigonometry, but the similarities end at the rhyme unfortunately for us students.

"That's how you pass, trigonometry, sell crack to your teacher, use niggernometry" - Afroman, Bacc To School

by Aristotle's high cousin September 22, 2010

Niggerometry

The study of negros or persons of African descent.

Robert and Michael are both failing Niggerometry.

by EnthDegree October 13, 2009

niggometer

a device used to measure the amount of times the n-word is used in rap/hiphop songs

good god, did you hear that new tyler the creator song? it broke my niggometer!

by sinicalypticalcunt March 28, 2015

Niggerometry

the study of black people and their niggerish ways. This science often creates controversy due to the fact that most niggers are mad that they're black and wish they were white.

"Did you do your homeowrk for niggerometry?"

by kaekaykai May 24, 2019

niggometer

n. an instrument for measuring and indicating diversity, equity, and inclusion, typically one consisting of a decagon labeled with undesirable racial characteristics

Activision-Blizzard scores its video game characters with a niggometer to quantify their disabilities.

by john halo May 14, 2022