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niggerometer 

the feeling in your head you get when there is a nigger around.
me: do you feel that?
friend: what?
me: my niggerometer is going off!
friend: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
niggerometer by beatinniggersallday October 22, 2011

Niggernometry 

Theory coined by the prophet Afroman which claims to be the one, true method for selling crack to one's teacher. A close relative of trigonometry, but the similarities end at the rhyme unfortunately for us students.
"That's how you pass, trigonometry, sell crack to your teacher, use niggernometry" - Afroman, Bacc To School

Niggerometry 

The study of negros or persons of African descent.
Robert and Michael are both failing Niggerometry.
Niggerometry by EnthDegree October 13, 2009

niggometer 

a device used to measure the amount of times the n-word is used in rap/hiphop songs
good god, did you hear that new tyler the creator song? it broke my niggometer!
niggometer by sinicalypticalcunt March 28, 2015

Niggerometry 

the study of black people and their niggerish ways. This science often creates controversy due to the fact that most niggers are mad that they're black and wish they were white.
"Did you do your homeowrk for niggerometry?"
Niggerometry by kaekaykai May 24, 2019

niggometer 

n. an instrument for measuring and indicating diversity, equity, and inclusion, typically one consisting of a decagon labeled with undesirable racial characteristics
Activision-Blizzard scores its video game characters with a niggometer to quantify their disabilities.
niggometer by john halo May 14, 2022
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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