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niggerometer 

the feeling in your head you get when there is a nigger around.
me: do you feel that?
friend: what?
me: my niggerometer is going off!
friend: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Niggernometry 

Theory coined by the prophet Afroman which claims to be the one, true method for selling crack to one's teacher. A close relative of trigonometry, but the similarities end at the rhyme unfortunately for us students.
"That's how you pass, trigonometry, sell crack to your teacher, use niggernometry" - Afroman, Bacc To School

Niggerometry 

The study of negros or persons of African descent.
Robert and Michael are both failing Niggerometry.
Niggerometry by EnthDegree October 13, 2009

niggometer 

a device used to measure the amount of times the n-word is used in rap/hiphop songs
good god, did you hear that new tyler the creator song? it broke my niggometer!

Niggerometry 

the study of black people and their niggerish ways. This science often creates controversy due to the fact that most niggers are mad that they're black and wish they were white.
"Did you do your homeowrk for niggerometry?"
Niggerometry by kaekaykai May 24, 2019

niggometer 

n. an instrument for measuring and indicating diversity, equity, and inclusion, typically one consisting of a decagon labeled with undesirable racial characteristics
Activision-Blizzard scores its video game characters with a niggometer to quantify their disabilities.
niggometer by john halo May 14, 2022