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A very seductive girl who absolutely portrays miss innocent but when presented with anything phallic in origin, it must be inhaled , swallowed, licked , sucked , and placed in mouth before moving on to the next meal. Other known skill sets are a.) sucking golf ball through a garden hose and blowing it back in one breath.

B.) indisputable capability of causing any penis to fully ejaculate beginning from flaccid in under 5 mins. Any penis , she hasn’t encountered a loss in her career . She desires a dark meat to challenge her since the many before her came and went as quick as a penis gets milked for all its contents and she still needs more. Challenge her skill set , for everyone keeps her stronger and better prepared for the next victim .
Guy 1:) Hey bro did you see vinnicenzo walking all funny earlier? Was he ok?

Guy 2 .) bro yeah he just finished smoking her lover jb in tennis and before he knew it Niemz appeared out of nowhere and absolutely guzzled his cock to celebrate his victory , dude could barely walk to the hotel afterwards cause neimz sucked 35 grams of protein out of him like his dick was a straw to his big nuts. Bitch was frothing at the mouth like a fresh nespresso on a cold day .
niemz by Vinnicenzo April 15, 2022
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Nemz38: There was this one time when me and my ex....... ResidentSleeper
Nemz38 by pastur lul March 20, 2020
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niema is the sweetest girl you could ever meet. she will always cheer you up and help you keep going through the day she will help you with any problems even if it doesn’t deal with her. she is a little bit annoying but funny at the same time. don’t let go of her. she will be the best girlfriend even if she acts like she a turd. she is the best girl ever and she is beautiful no matter what.
niema is really sweet said Jason.
niema by Jaden boy February 16, 2019
a bald and fat streamer who likes to fist his sister
Nemz38
nemz38 by pastur lul March 20, 2020
African queen
Niema is beautiful
niema by Niema December 19, 2016

hans niemann 

Hans Niemann (verb) - to play chess while receiving messages through anal beads
Shiela and I took off our clothes and Hans Niemanned for a while before taking a shower.
hans niemann by Monnai September 24, 2022

Nietzche 

A retarded spelling of Nietzsche. Those who make this amusing etymollogical blunder will no doubt try to justify their ignorance by claiming Nietz(s)che was the pioneer of the ideas that shaped Nazism. Anyone remotely familiar with his ideas will scoff at this.
I'm a fucking moron, I know nothing about philosophy or Nietzsche, hell I can't even spell his name. I don't read, I am intellectually dead. I hate Nietzche.
Nietzche by mickeysGs December 28, 2005
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