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nickpocketing 

When someone uses their evil mastermind to "reverse pick pocket" someone of a lesser IQ. This act is preformed fist by locating a ridiculous item in a public place, locating the least suspecting person, and forcing the victim to unknowingly steal the item by secretly placing it in their coat/purse/pocket/clevage/vagina. The victim will walk out of the establishment with the strategically placed items.

Pro tip: For maximum shock and awe try this at a store with anti theft alarms at the exit or dildos taped to water bottles at TSA.
Me: Hey girl, where are you ?
Them: I'm stuck at TSA getting a secondary screening.
Me: Hurry up we board in 10 minutes.
Them: Someone put a pocket pussy with a tiny metal pigeon stuffed it in in my coat pocket. Looks like someone was nickpocketing and I am missing my flight . Tell grandma I said hi and sorry I couldn't make it to her adult video debut.
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dickpocketing 

When someone goes to a place with pickpocketing, cuts a hole in their pocket, and sticks their dick through the hole so that any pickpocket will end up touching their dick.
I knew I was going to get pickpocketed in Mexico, so a little bit of dickpocketing on my part was just the natural response.

corporate pickpocketing 

Big corporations stealing your hard earned money with their fees, usage charges & service costs. And there's nothing you can do about it.

ie:

Banks nickle & diming you to death with service charges that cost them NOTHING to process.

Gas companies lowering the price per litre/gallon a few cents for a week then raising the price a few cents higher than the original price to trick the public into thinking they are getting a deal.

Paying fukn 25 cents to use a public washroom.

Paying a bridge/road toll when Publics Works has already paid off this infrastructure.

Visa/Mastercard gouging your eyeballs out with 21% service charges.

Your government taxing you / stealing from you whenever you open your wallet.

-- PAYING MONEY TO GET YOUR OWN FKN MONEY OUT OF THE BANK... the list goes on.
1) Gee, I thought I had a few bucks to rent a few movies this weekend but the bank took out it's $100 service fees for the month. There they go with their corporate pickpocketing again. Guess I'll have to torrent some movies for free. ;)

2) I filled up my gas tank today just so I could get to work, now I have to put in overtime to pay for my goddamn gas money to just get to work! .. damn gas companies up to their usual corporate pickpocketing as always

Dickpocketing 

When someone in the middle of sex has to answer the phone or have conversation with someone without letting them realize they are in the middle of fucking.
"Hey, you sounded weird on the phone last night are you O.K.?"
"Oh yeah sorry, I was kinda fucking with Kevin."
"Oh my god where you {Dickpocketing} me? That's gross. You could have just told me you we're fucking i would've hung up."
Dickpocketing by ameicanidiot November 7, 2016
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