by Lady of the Champs January 09, 2022
When someone uses their evil mastermind to "reverse pick pocket" someone of a lesser IQ. This act is preformed fist by locating a ridiculous item in a public place, locating the least suspecting person, and forcing the victim to unknowingly steal the item by secretly placing it in their coat/purse/pocket/clevage/vagina. The victim will walk out of the establishment with the strategically placed items.
Pro tip: For maximum shock and awe try this at a store with anti theft alarms at the exit or dildos taped to water bottles at TSA.
Pro tip: For maximum shock and awe try this at a store with anti theft alarms at the exit or dildos taped to water bottles at TSA.
Me: Hey girl, where are you ?
Them: I'm stuck at TSA getting a secondary screening.
Me: Hurry up we board in 10 minutes.
Them: Someone put a pocket pussy with a tiny metal pigeon stuffed it in in my coat pocket. Looks like someone was nickpocketing and I am missing my flight . Tell grandma I said hi and sorry I couldn't make it to her adult video debut.
Them: I'm stuck at TSA getting a secondary screening.
Me: Hurry up we board in 10 minutes.
Them: Someone put a pocket pussy with a tiny metal pigeon stuffed it in in my coat pocket. Looks like someone was nickpocketing and I am missing my flight . Tell grandma I said hi and sorry I couldn't make it to her adult video debut.
by EmotionallyDamagedPigeon January 11, 2022