newsian

person who publishes news after much research and validation

It is difficult to find a newsian as news have become the business.

by mekem August 22, 2017

Fox Newsian

Askew or one sided information and view points.

You only told part of the story and omitted the most pertinent facts. How very Fox Newsian of you.

by Emogenome February 15, 2019

newscandy

Insufficient morsels of news meted out by journalists of TV and radio. Often simply a headline and one paragraph's worth word-count, so that they can pile on as many little anecdotes as possible between traffic reports, witty banter, and advertisements, and repeat them every half hour for the short-attention span crowd.

Watching CNN Headline News is pretty much just getting newscandy.

by giraffe-o May 18, 2006

newsance

The first person you hear from whenever an important news story breaks. Having idolized news anchors like Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper, the newsance relishes every opportunity to experience the awesome wave of self-congratulatory importance that derives from delivering a novel news story. The newsance recognizes this as a cause greater than oneself and, as such, will go to great lengths to inform every last one of his/her friends about a breaking news story--at any time of day and by any means necessary.

*Phone rings at 3 a.m.*

John: What in the hell... *yawn*... who's calling so late?!
Phyllis: John! My goodness, have you heard? HAVE YOU HEARD?! Oprah just announced she's quitting her show! 25 YEARS!
John: Uh... gah, is this Phyllis again? Do you really have to call so late?
Phyllis: It's Oprah! This is, like, a historic moment! I just couldn't bear the thought of you waking up to it in the morning, having to deal with it all alone.
John: Listen, Phyllis, I know I've always called you my friend, but no longer. *hangs up*
John's wife: Phyllis, right? Jeez, she's a real newsance.

by sevenup7 December 16, 2009

Newslandia

A discord server seeking independence

Newslandia is the most amazing micro-nation server ever.

by SovietMapping May 10, 2021

Fox Newsance

The annoyance you feel when a valid organization like Planned Parenthood or ACORN or the NAACP ( all non- whites in general) is being harressed or misrepresented on Fox News. This feeling also arises whenever you hear the "Fair and Balanced" promo commerials on Fox News, because you know thats a right out lie.

Fox anchor ( blonde attractive pyscho): Planned Parenthood is forcing women to get abortions weather they want to have the baby or not, and black people are scary. This and more after these commerials.
Viewer: What bullshit, this is such a Fox Newsance.

by FoggyBreath June 10, 2011

Newvian

Fans of the British Science Fiction show Doctor Who who only watch the rebooted series and know nothing of the show's original run from 1963-1989.

Newvian - I love Doctor Who. I'm like the biggest Doctor Who geek ever!

Whovian - Me too. I used to watch the Tom Baker episode on GPB when I was little. Got me hooked early.

Newvian - Who's Tom Baker?

by BlairInABlueBox July 8, 2012