newsance 

The first person you hear from whenever an important news story breaks. Having idolized news anchors like Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper, the newsance relishes every opportunity to experience the awesome wave of self-congratulatory importance that derives from delivering a novel news story. The newsance recognizes this as a cause greater than oneself and, as such, will go to great lengths to inform every last one of his/her friends about a breaking news story--at any time of day and by any means necessary.

*Phone rings at 3 a.m.*

John: What in the hell... *yawn*... who's calling so late?!
Phyllis: John! My goodness, have you heard? HAVE YOU HEARD?! Oprah just announced she's quitting her show! 25 YEARS!
John: Uh... gah, is this Phyllis again? Do you really have to call so late?
Phyllis: It's Oprah! This is, like, a historic moment! I just couldn't bear the thought of you waking up to it in the morning, having to deal with it all alone.
John: Listen, Phyllis, I know I've always called you my friend, but no longer. *hangs up*
John's wife: Phyllis, right? Jeez, she's a real newsance.

newsance by sevenup7 December 16, 2009

Fox Newsance 

The annoyance you feel when a valid organization like Planned Parenthood or ACORN or the NAACP ( all non- whites in general) is being harressed or misrepresented on Fox News. This feeling also arises whenever you hear the "Fair and Balanced" promo commerials on Fox News, because you know thats a right out lie.

Fox anchor ( blonde attractive pyscho): Planned Parenthood is forcing women to get abortions weather they want to have the baby or not, and black people are scary. This and more after these commerials.
Viewer: What bullshit, this is such a Fox Newsance.

Fox Newsance by FoggyBreath June 10, 2011

Newance Cycle 

The Newance Cycle is another term For a birthday meaning everyone 365 days, on your birthday The Newance Cycle with restart it’s 365 day countdown

The Newance cycle is coming up for me

Newance Cycle by skullmstr November 29, 2020

Neusance

A particularly annoying emo or goth person.

John "That goth over there is so annoying, he should kill himself"
Larry "Yeah what a Neusance"

Neusance by Percy Dooo March 16, 2022

newance 

A subtle distinction or variation between an item or idea dat is "fresh off da factory floor" and one dat is so gently used as to be virtually indistinguishable from da aforementioned one dat had never been in service.

You can often get a considerable price-discount on eBay for a totally-unused item dat simply comes without its original box; da item itself is actually just as good as a crated one dat's straight from da warehouse, of course, but some overly-picky buyers are turned off by this insignificant newance, and so da perfectly-pristine item may still not be considered to be quite so salable as if it included its fancy-schmancy shipping/display-carton.

newance by QuacksO May 15, 2022