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The language of the newbies (net speak, chatter slang, etc.)
Jimmy: HEYZ SUP??!?!?!?! I JUS WENT 2 SKOOL!!!!!!!111
Johnny: Stop talking newbian, you look retarded.
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Brand-Newbian 

In ancient Egypt, when a pyramid-building slave died, they would just get another slave to replace him, usually from Nubia.
Aliens didn't build the pyramids, millions and millions of slaves did; when one died, they were easily replaced with a brand-newbian!
Brand-Newbian by responsible November 9, 2014

newbians 

The "New" Blacks (African-Americans, Nubians) that are actually of direct mixed race background.(One Caucasian parent), but is brown/dark brown complected. No one knows he/she is a Newbian until they meet other members of their family. This is becoming the "New" generation of Black folks spawned by Whites.
Shemar Moore, actor, is a Newbian. Halle Berry was a Newbian.

"I did not know you were a Newbian! You could 'pass' as the "Traditional" black!"(Both parents are Black).
newbians by K.D.--Not Lang!! March 18, 2005
person who publishes news after much research and validation
It is difficult to find a newsian as news have become the business.
newsian by mekem August 22, 2017
(Noun) The name of a peoples who can be descbribed as new or unskilled (see newb). This word originated in some MMORPG, this is commonly used in games such as Warcraft, Diablo, Counterstrike, and Lineage: The Blood Pledge.
"For fuck sake dude, stop being such a newbian!"
newbian by Ryan March 30, 2004
jenny shector, season one.

a - I thought she had a boyfriend?
b - HAD a one.. I think she's a newbian..
newbian by cj hilton October 24, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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