Newscaster

A person who repeats stories, statistics, ect. to you that they heard or read and make it seem like they researched it.

Matt gave me all kinds of facts today, then I went home and watched them again on ESPN...He's such as newscaster!

Newscaster by Fine Wein January 22, 2009

Newscaster 2.0 

A sarcastic term for facebook; used to refer when most people have statuses revolving around the same thing, such as new movies or storms.

Abby: Hey did you hear about the tornado coming this way?
Paige: Yeah, I heard about it on Newscaster 2.0!

Newscaster 2.0 by whatpaigeesaid August 7, 2010

Newsbusters 

A joke of a media watchdog website that “exposes” liberal bias in the news media and entertainment shows. They claim to be the right wing’s MediaMatters, however left-leaning radio show hosts and entertainers take getting “busted” by the Newsbusters as a badge of honor and mock them mercilessly.

Uh oh, Stephen Colbert mocked Trump again! Newsbusters will be on the case!

Newsbusters by Patriotic Leftie February 11, 2021

newscastering 

Having sex under the cover of a blanket while leaving your tops on.

Ruth and I were newscastering on the couch when my mom walked in. She never knew...

newscastering by SirNicksAlot June 29, 2018

Nowcaster 

A person giving accurate weather information based on the present weather conditions (rain, snow, sunny, etc.) To look out the window and nowcast the conditions.

A weatherman will forecast inaccurately. A Nowcaster gives accurate weather information.

Nowcaster by dyates May 6, 2009

completely newscasted 

Obscure British slang for extremely drunk; one step above "absolutely plastered"

from "Not the Nine O'Clock News", referencing Reginald Bosanquet

How's Liam?
Completely newscasted, mate

completely newscasted by SpannerLive April 18, 2023

NewMaster M6247 

NewMaster M6247 is an online name created for a gamer who is infinitely better than you in every way which will include romance, shooting, Army Cadet Force, and many more, but will not include being in any other cadet organization as they are better than the ATC (Air Training Corps/Air Fairies) and Sea/Marine Cadets (Puddle Pirates)because they just are. Forget Police cadets, etc, no one cares about them.

NewMaster M6247 is better than you

NewMaster M6247 by DweltEmperor572 September 2, 2022