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a group of annoying little kids that can't seem to get their greasy hands off of things that aren't theirs in the freakin first place. born around the early 2000s (2002-2003 and up). such annoying things include underage online activity, (9-11yrs old on Youtube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, MMOs, COD ect), acting like a little snobby prick that annoys the balls/boobs off of older kids/siblings (teens and up) but taking their stuff without asking (telling on them about their PMs online, ect), trolling with stupid, non-comprehensible, mindblowingly retarded, not-funny sex jokes when obviously they had just found out about it 2 minutes ago, cursing online for NO REASON AT ALL AND IT ISN'T NESSESSARY and NOT being a kid that should get the fack off of the internet
those Newgens won't stop trolling my account!
Newgens by HHQR November 4, 2013

newgends 

A german kid that doesn't get the joke
A german kid walks up your campsite and wants to hangout with you, you accept. You tell the kid a joke and he doesn't understand it, you then say: "fucking newgends"

solves everything belief me
One of the gen-forms, representing the "new generation", or early teens born around 2000's who are hella annoying, especially online.
Holy shit, Henry is such a dang newgen on COD4.
newgen by Hankiedoodle October 27, 2016

Newsense 

A clothing line derived from the word nuisance..Inspired by street art, skating and music. Website is Newsenseclothing.com.
Mark: Lets paint today!
Chad: Shoots!
Mark: After we paint lets check out this place..I heard a new stock of newsense shirts were made.
Chad: Shooooooooots! we can also buy caps. K dont forget your longboard..
Mark: Shooooooots!!^^
Newsense by Newspapers August 17, 2011
Commonly seen wearing korblox and that weird ass dark(ish) blue crazy hair and you know, throw a chain on top of all of this.
They are commonly seen in games like ragdoll engine, dollhouse roleplay, prove it and dreams lost.
They are also commonly in the servers Nullware Scripts, Filterware and sangware.
They love to say they cracked scripts ( some scripts dont even exist that they " crack ") and take credit for other peoples scripts
commonly hating on large, popular hubs that cost money or have original scripts they cant skid off, this breed is commonly wearing top brand merch like gucci, addidas, nike or some random gang shirt they stole off someones outfit.
newgens love tiktok and will try to boot you with command prompt if you hate on them. so watch out!!
the newgen is a breed that is forever increasing
Watch out zeg! that newgen is about to boot you with 32 bit command prompt pings!
newgen by zeginator January 13, 2021

newgenner 

The exact opposite of Genwunners, a Newgenner is someone who favors ONLY the newer generations of Pokémon. These people also enjoy pointing out the flaws of older Pokémon games. Usually, they also point out how GameFreak “geniusly” fixed the flaws.
Genwunner: Gen 1 is PERFECT!
Newgenner: Actually, there were many problems with the first generation. The graphics were bad, even for their time, as we had just gotten an N64, the Psychic type was completely overpowered, with their only weakness, Ghost, being represented by a single evolutionary line, and the glitches were highly game-breaking.
Genwunner:...we have better desig--
Newgenner: *sarcasm* Oh, because a T-Rex, a Hydra, and a Werewolf are crappy ideas, while Radioactive Toxic Waste, a Living PokéBall, and a Regular Everyday Crab the best thing since toilet paper!
newgenner by Digiminer312 December 26, 2016

Dr. James Newfenshmirtz 

1-More danker that Dr. Doof

2-A girl who likes to slap her tic-tac in front of prostitutes/pornstars.
-Look at the Dr. James Newfenshmirtz standing in that dark alley with that prostitute.
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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